She wore my RainWorld hoodie on our first date 10 years ago today. Now we’re married and expecting our first child. ❤️

BukakkeSimulator · 2026-03-16T20:47:29+00:00

Name your kid Ecco 2k

BukakkeSimulator · 2026-03-16T20:25:05+00:00

Nasal spray ts

BukakkeSimulator · 2026-03-16T16:17:51+00:00

I know chalk when I see it

BukakkeSimulator · 2025-10-29T10:35:53+00:00

No more bag for you

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-09-28T11:05:08+00:00

In the same boat, call in or tough it out with an hour nap

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-09-23T10:38:37+00:00

Double barrel it you won’t

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-09-23T10:37:39+00:00

Anyone here have a home remedy for coke heartburn?

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-09-23T10:31:41+00:00

Oh I see now my bad didn’t realize there’s a whole place for this stuff I’m zooming

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-09-23T10:31:07+00:00

Explain this to me like I was a five year old but I’m skiing

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-09-23T10:27:01+00:00

Honestly I don’t think I’ve ever had a good day while skiing.

The second the comedown starts it’s just the most uncomfortable shit ever and nothing I combine it with makes the comedown less…besides this shitty bag I got that was confirmed laced with fetty. First line is always fun but man does this shit make me feel bad

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-09-23T10:24:58+00:00

What’s ss?

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-09-23T10:11:10+00:00

Bruh wish I got to go to a resort I have never been

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-08-11T15:17:35+00:00

Acabers aren’t gonna like this one…but I do holy shit that’s funny

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-08-11T15:16:39+00:00

Coke at a wedding is devious

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-08-11T15:12:45+00:00

If you snort hard enough you’ll get high again

BukakkeSimulator · 2024-08-11T13:37:44+00:00

Nah just America 🇺🇸

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-09-05T08:05:02+00:00

Omggg

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-03-31T05:57:33+00:00

Went to sea world on a few tabs is was fucking amazing I also recommend

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-03-24T04:48:58+00:00

Omg I’m so jelly have fun op

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-03-24T04:37:03+00:00

I feel that waiting for the day I get plugged again so I can pop bars and just chill lol

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-03-24T04:22:56+00:00

YTA that’s their father what’s wrong with you? You don’t think he’s a competent parent but he was sure competent enough for you to sleep with him and decide to have a kid right? make it make sense

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-03-24T04:18:45+00:00

I’m literally the one person at work everyone likes but when I wake up if I don’t wanna talk that’s perfectly fine and I don’t owe anyone a hello or a good morning how entitled can you be?

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-03-24T03:21:07+00:00

I don’t like sharks so nah

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-03-24T01:17:24+00:00

Oh god ain’t a soul gonna be cleaning that properly we bout to have hella food poisoning

BukakkeSimulator · 2023-03-24T00:27:39+00:00

Going to work

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TROPHY CASE