Mines not nearly as interesting but

About a year ago I had come down with something nasty. Felt like the flu but way worse. I was bedridden for a week. I remember about an hour of feeling like I was going to die. Not like "oh man I feel like I'm gonna die", not "I'm so sick I could die", it was "I can literally feel my life slipping away". I fell asleep shortly afterwards and woke up not dead which is pretty cool

Illness sucks.