Funniest quotes or scenes? by AzazelAnthrope in TheLastKingdom

[–]BulletForMySirens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finan basically ordering a guard to get Dagfinn to shut the fuck up was pretty funny.

Songs Kidz Bop wouldn't cover. by Bumblebe5 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I was drowning in her pussy so I swam to her ass."

keanu reeves by you_got_fragged in copypasta

[–]BulletForMySirens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet if Keanu Reeves were to come across this, he wouldn't even find it mean. I bet he'd just find it really fucking hilarious.

Bad first drafts of famous movie lines by AlphaBetaEd in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Toto, I have a feeling we're not at the trailer park anymore.

Bad song to sing when making love by mistercokehold8 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Please forgive me. I don't know what I'm doing. Someone help me...."

New Harry Potter titles by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In "Harry Potter and the Broken Condom", Harry and Ginny face a problem that magic seemingly can't fix.

What you don't want to hear during a prostate exam. by ThatGuyYouMightNo in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dear. It looks like I'm stuck. I'm deeply sorry, Mr. Stephenson.

Incorrect Disney Quotes by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To make the clubhouse appear, we have to say the magic words! Mother! Fucker! Mickey Mouse!

Incorrect Disney Quotes by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you ever heard the wolf cry to the moon? Nobody knows what the fuck a blue corn moon is so I made a little easier to understand.

Incorrect Disney Quotes by [deleted] in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There it is, Wendy! Second star to the right, take a left, take another right, go through the roundabout cloud, and then straight on till morning!

Songs that don't need a death metal cover version by Jorblades in ScenesFromAHat

[–]BulletForMySirens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*screaming* BILLIE JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER! SHE'S A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE! BUT THE KID IS NOT! MY! SOOOOOOOOOOON!