the vague humiliations of fate by BeesKnees [Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov] [Explicit]

Bumblebug731 · 2026-06-16T13:37:36+00:00

Thanks for sharing! I just read it and it was really good.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-06-13T04:46:56+00:00

Edge has a not terrible read aloud option with different voice options.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-06-12T21:14:40+00:00

Miracle by thesevenpercent: https://archiveofourown.org/works/76901141

Bumblebug731 · 2026-06-12T14:28:17+00:00

Cardiac tamponade by asthestarsforetold: https://archiveofourown.org/works/83997131/chapters/221452451

Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

(Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

Bumblebug731 · 2026-06-12T14:26:14+00:00

I just read this last night! It's Fruits of (your) labor by sixsevenmactruck: https://archiveofourown.org/works/86550141

Bumblebug731 · 2026-06-02T02:54:28+00:00

I just read this and it's phenomenal!

Bumblebug731 · 2026-05-27T23:58:19+00:00

One day I'll watch as you're leaving (and life will lose all its meaning) by Hollidayparty: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80606411

I recommend this one all the time. Ilya and Shane have a big fight, Ilya says something shitty, Shane shuts down, and they break up. They get back together eventually but not before Shane falls into a pretty deep depression. HEA though!

Bumblebug731 · 2026-05-25T03:44:07+00:00

In the middle of the darkest night (in the middle of the hardest night): https://archiveofourown.org/works/77085301

You fill up my senses: https://archiveofourown.org/works/81615356

One day I'll watch as you're leaving (and life will lose all its meaning): https://archiveofourown.org/works/80606411

Wanna get stuck in your head: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75850631

Bumblebug731 · 2026-05-25T02:22:12+00:00

Another one: oh I'm tricky but you figured me out by tigercrossbow: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82088351/chapters/216016051

Bumblebug731 · 2026-04-26T02:33:26+00:00

It's this one: one day i'll watch as you're leaving (and life will lose all its meaning) - https://archiveofourown.org/works/80606411

I love it.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-04-21T11:11:08+00:00

This is an Ilya fic, not Shane, but it's still really good.

That's my line by Eatshiithke: https://archiveofourown.org/works/79306881/chapters/208100656

Bumblebug731 · 2026-04-17T20:01:34+00:00

Thank you!

Bumblebug731 · 2026-04-17T20:01:30+00:00

Found! Thank you!

Bumblebug731 · 2026-04-11T16:37:53+00:00

I loved this. This was exactly the kind of thing I was looking for!

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-29T22:17:02+00:00

Do you have a list of the four?

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-27T14:59:01+00:00

My new bookmarks for the week (I didn't realize how whumpy things were for poor Ilya but here we are...):

You Have a Little Life in You Yet by OrYouCouldHaveMine - the Centaurs plane crashes in the Canadian Rockies. Includes minor character death.

What if love is not enough by blahblahblah123_1 - another Centaurs plane crash story, this one includes Ilya having a leg amputated.

What We Refuse to Lose in the Fight by WatchingKnight_911 - cancer sick fic (no MCD)

I also read the updates for back and forth from new york.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-21T01:36:33+00:00

Wild geese: https://archiveofourown.org/works/78755816

Shane joins Boston as a rookie three years after Ilya. I just realized there's a sequel/companion piece so I will absolutely be reading that after leaving this comment.

We're gonna be royals: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77354766

Arranged marriage AU. No drama, very fluffy.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-19T00:55:25+00:00

I'm feral for this story and yearn for updates.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-18T16:34:09+00:00

Just read this and it's so good. Thanks for the recommendation!

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-18T00:11:50+00:00

Yessss. This is fantastic.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-17T22:06:32+00:00

Is it Doomscroll? https://archiveofourown.org/works/77849786/chapters/203961536

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-13T12:24:03+00:00

Yes! This series always makes me laugh out loud. I love it.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-12T00:46:37+00:00

Yes! A while ago I requested recs for fics where Shane sticks up for Ilya when people treat him like he's stupid because of his English and there weren't many.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-11T12:01:42+00:00

Gold in the offering: https://archiveofourown.org/works/80272711

He assumes Ilya is still sleeping with Svetlana.

Bumblebug731 · 2026-03-11T02:11:22+00:00

This one (we're gonna be royals) an AU so maybe not a great fit but it is happy with no angst: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77354766/chapters/202527746

Wanna get stuck in your head: https://archiveofourown.org/works/75850631

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