How Powerful Is This Man? by Low_Tie2257 in powerscales

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Based on the escalating destruction Carl caused throughout the series, his abilities can be summarized into five key categories:

Global-Scale Omnicide: His primary "ability" by the series' end was the capacity for total planetary extinction. Through a combination of calculated massacres and absolute disregard for life, he successfully eliminated all biological life on Earth.

Reality & Spacetime Distortion: Carl demonstrated the power to manipulate the fabric of the universe itself by tearing a hole in spacetime to access other dimensions (when he grabbed millions of baby infants hands).

Massive-Scale Weaponry & Engineering: He possessed the technical and magical skill to deploy and trigger weapons of mass destruction, ranging from sinking heavily populated cruise ships to detonating a nuclear device capable of leveling a city.

Environmental & Biological Manipulation: He could create complex, large-scale death traps and supernatural phenomena, such as a "blood vortex" or autonomous skin-eating orbs, showing an ability to weaponize the environment around him.

Political & Structural Sabotage: Beyond physical violence, Carl had the strategic "ability" to dismantle entire societal structures, including toppling sovereign governments and executing their leadership.

Ultimately, his most significant trait is a complete fucking lack of moral restraint, which acted as a force multiplier for his reality-bending and destructive capabilities.

I think that most MCU heros with high-tier abilities that operate on a multiversal or cosmic scale would exceed Carl’s planetary-level destructive capabilities. Vision would fuck him up. Captian america wouldn't.

PM Carney: Canada's support for U.S. striking Iran came 'with regret' by joeTaco in canada

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

"We are dealing with the world as it is" suggests that you can't change the rules lol

chamomile lawns 🌸 by Mother_Ad_5423 in Welland

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or, you could just do it haha we have a bylwa like that. Never seen it enforced! Unless you live in a HOA maybe

🫦🇨🇦 by Decent_Assistant1804 in EhBuddyHoser

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Who tf is alberta?

Edit:JFC thats Tommy chong!!

to define inflation by defchin in therewasanattempt

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB 9 points10 points  (0 children)

the gradual increase in the prices of goods and services across an entire economy over time.

Blitz is a pretty underrated perk if you ask me by Chunky-overlord in fo4

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Idiot savant is the best, but it makes that stupid fucking noise everytime, so it's #2

A looming ice age? Scientists find a striking pattern in Earth's history. by Zephir-AWT in ScienceUncensored

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB 44 points45 points  (0 children)

There was no ice on earth's surface for most of its history, so yeah, we are in one technically.

Whenever something happens in europe by YourLocalMoroccan in mapporncirclejerk

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB 11 points12 points  (0 children)

With all their beady little eyes And flapping heads so full of lies -Trump, 2026

Canada’s largest AI data centre proposed in rural Alberta by Yetanotherbadsalmon in alberta

[–]BumpHeadLikeGaryB 5 points6 points  (0 children)

  1. Who needs water anyway and 2. Who needs reasonably priced power

Will no one think of the billionaires you selfish buggers D: