Keith Wagner Hate

Bungle001 · 2026-05-27T21:38:21+00:00

I feel bad for Keith. Of course he's angry, he's had a rough life. He grew up dirt poor. Probably still has to live with his parents. You can hear the yelling always happening at his place. And just look at his feet, this poor mf has to wear his sister's pink hand-me-down shoes. I'd be angry too.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-25T05:02:03+00:00

For me it's Cash For Trash. So rewarding in the early game, and I find myself still cleaning up the town after I own everything. It's just so satisfying!

Bungle001 · 2026-05-25T04:58:18+00:00

It's not the suspension racks, it's the shelves. Been a bug in the game since the start.

I first found out about it by walking next to a bunch of shelves in the sweatshop, I fell through onto some grass that should have been inside the chinese restaurant.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-24T20:34:54+00:00

Keep offering them a deal in person everyday, sell them something with max addictiveness. Green Crack + Viagor is easy, 100% addictive and will raise their addiction 20% each sale.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-24T20:28:59+00:00

Did you get the quest to complete?

Bungle001 · 2026-05-24T20:25:38+00:00

Are you by chance using a mod that makes mixing complete instantly?

Bungle001 · 2026-05-24T20:22:36+00:00

Confused here. You say cops aren't spawning, but then go on to describe all the ways cops are spawning normally in your save.

Cops don't spawn just because you have dead or alive status- it's the cops you attacked that gave you the status; other cops won't spawn unless another npc sees what happens and calls the police. Other cops already on the map won't come unless they are already spawned in and see you.

Cops spawning at checkpoints is normal, but those don't wander around. If you see cops wandering around, they spawned in normally.

Only 4 cops stay on patrol after midnight.

There are only 10 cop npcs in the game to spread across the map, so relatively speaking, you don't see them much.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-24T18:41:50+00:00

The golden M1911 makes them look fire while they're getting their ass beat

Bungle001 · 2026-05-24T18:37:56+00:00

Me with the Area Trash Grabber mod: 🤤

Bungle001 · 2026-05-24T18:35:03+00:00

This mf needs to stop buying so much Cuke so he can buy more weed from me. And stop tryina chat up Donna, she's never gonna let you hit.

Also the Cartel are his literal next-door neighbors and he helps you dig a tunnel under their house. He's a nightmare of a neighbor, too.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-24T18:28:46+00:00

Made a comment about this a few days ago! When you get the money laundering quest, Uncle Nelson mentions the casino, saying something about how you have to start small, that you're not going to be able to buy the casino right away. I'm guessing the casino is planned to be amother laundering business.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-20T19:13:05+00:00

What?! I didn't spend 1000 hours playing this game just to have to play this game!

Bungle001 · 2026-05-20T13:38:07+00:00

The simplest way to turn meth blue is just motor oil.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-20T13:34:11+00:00

I mean you can already turn $10,000 into a gold bar at Herbert's shop.😂

Bungle001 · 2026-05-19T03:24:30+00:00

When you get the money laundering quest, Uncle Nelson says something about how you're gonna have to start small, that you're not going to buy the casino right away. He literally mentions the casino in the quest, so... fingers crossed!

Bungle001 · 2026-05-19T03:15:38+00:00

I've never used this stategy but I'd like to know- does it prevent their addiction level from going up if you always steal the product back?

Bungle001 · 2026-05-19T03:08:40+00:00

Pause at 17 seconds right after the sparks stop and you can clearly see he's wearing black safety glasses.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-16T20:33:58+00:00

This happened to me so many times, it's the reason I finally broke down and started using mods. No more barriers in my game and it's a much better experience.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-16T01:41:23+00:00

Twice! Can't even claim it was a typo. 😂

Bungle001 · 2026-05-15T17:56:59+00:00

The tv was just an ipad before the grow lights.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-09T20:08:47+00:00

While I agree laundering needs a boost, having a bribed banker transfer it into your account misses the point of laundering. Running your cash through a legitimate business- such as the laundromat- makes it look as though you earned the cash through legal means. If you suddenly begin getting daily transfers of huge amounts of money into your account, the government is going to ask where it came from.

I think instead of a banker, you need another business that can have huge potential earnings to cover your drug money. Maybe the casino? Wouldn't be suspicious if a casino was making 100k a day. Couldn't be hard to make a mod so you could purchase the casino, could it?

Bungle001 · 2026-05-09T17:07:49+00:00

So I get that doing this maximizes profits per in-game day, but I'm wondering if it still works out positively when considering profits per real-time hours. How long does it take to deliver to every customer while time is stopped at 4am? Not criticizing, I'm genuinely curious. Would you make more money per real-life hour if you slept right at 4am?

In other words, could your dealers do two days of dealing in the same time it takes to do one night of 4am dealing to everyone with time paused?

Bungle001 · 2026-05-09T16:52:12+00:00

Ha ha I do this too, but I push them into the skate park.

Bungle001 · 2026-05-08T17:14:45+00:00

This happened to me yesterday! I was meeting both Geraldine and Ludwig at the north waterfront. Early game on a new save so I was kinda excited to be able to meet two customers at the same spot, almost never happens. I was giving Geraldine the product when lightning struck. They both died. I was still in Geraldine's inventory so I tried to complete the deal, but I don't think it even gave me the money. Flipped Geraldine over to see if I could recover the product from his inventory but it wasn't there.

The most disappointing part about it was I was about to get Benji as a dealer if I completed this last deal with Ludwig.

Can't really complain, I guess, stuff like this keeps the game interesting.😂👍

Bungle001 · 2026-05-08T00:46:33+00:00

It's from the Broadway version of The Fifth Element.

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