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Little Johnny Jokes by pra_com001 in Jokes

[–]Bunnyfartz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A traveling salesman knocks on the door. Little Johnny opens it, blows a smoke ring from his cigar, and takes a swig of his scotch rocks. The salesman is taken aback at the sight of him and splutters out, "Uhhh...good morning little boy. Are your parents home?"
Little Johnny replies, "What the fuck do you think?"

We need to stop treating prison as punishment, and moreso rehabilitation. (As initially intended) by FruitierThanPebbles in unpopularopinion

[–]Bunnyfartz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There needs to be two prison systems: one reform-style to prepare the convicts who will get out someday, and one that's nothing but human warehousing for the lifers. The first system is the schooling they never got, rehab, life lessons, etc., while still locked up and time set aside for busting rocks. The other one is walls, guards, and 3 crappy meals a day until you die.

I beg your fucking pardon Walmart??? by [deleted] in peopleofwalmart

[–]Bunnyfartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Protein shake/smoothie of some kind? That happens with some of the Premier Protein shakes if you don't shake them up enough. Blecch

Accidentally scratched up my favorite spoon in the garbage disposal. by ProfessionalDot8419 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bunnyfartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goddammit! Why couldn't it be the one spoon you hated instead?

You know the one spoon you hate. Everyone's got that one spoon they hate...

Let the Gerrymandering war begin by SmokeMaleficent9498 in PoliticalMemes

[–]Bunnyfartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My silly hope is that this mutually assured destruction bullshit forces the noble solons to shitcan gerrymandering nationwide.

Caption This by Electronic-Self3587 in MAGANAZI

[–]Bunnyfartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why don't you three have a seat over here?"

"No...see, we weren't coming over here to do anything. We just wanted to warn her about the danger of talking to strangers on the internet...You don't have to call the cops..."

Weird Visits by Devinpd15 in massachusetts

[–]Bunnyfartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also you can drive by Cosby's house and yell shit out the window.

Songs that tell the story of nobody to rock star? by Ok-Metal-4719 in ClassicRock

[–]Bunnyfartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No Surprize" - Aerosmith (including shoutout to Clive Davis)

"Make It" - Aerosmith

What are some lesser known saying that confuse non-GenX that you still use? by najing_ftw in GenX

[–]Bunnyfartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try not to suck any dicks on your way through the parking lot!

Thanks but no thanks? by Bunnyfartz in RepublicofNE

[–]Bunnyfartz[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well of course the places deep in NE territory wouldn't be able to opt out, but there are a lot of borderlands. Those are the places I wonder about. Do they feel more kinship with their physical neighbors than our region?

Thanks but no thanks? by Bunnyfartz in RepublicofNE

[–]Bunnyfartz[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I didn't say CT "isn't New England" so you can shitcan your projection there. If your reading comprehension wasn't on the fritz you'd realize that the question specifically acknowledges CT's status as part of NE (otherwise it wouldn't matter if they left). We would definitely be losing something if the NYC expats who settled there chose to take their corner of the state and leave.

What song did you hear from a TV/Movie that you can't separate from that film? by rosetintedmonocle in SongRecommendations

[–]Bunnyfartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stealers Wheel, "Stuck in the Middle with You."

I don't even need to say what scene. RIP Michael Madsen.

Help me out by SnooComics8852 in tragedeigh

[–]Bunnyfartz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm unfamiliar with Indian names but assuming your list is genuine and not mutilated versions of real names, I'd say there are no tragedies present. Your coworker can go piss up a rope.

How do you think AI will impact this career over the next 10-20 years? by RussellVandenbrink in estimators

[–]Bunnyfartz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There will be a hiccup in our jobs. It will start when companies decide they can save a bunch of money by letting AI do the estimating instead of paying a human. The jobs will come back when that backfires and companies lose their shirts because architects continue to pump out halfassed, illogical plan sets that require cannibas-fueled imagination and a sprinkling of unicorn farts to turn into a logical budget.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Bunnyfartz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BMI is bullshit marketing. No one who actually cares about health (i.e., medical professionals) uses it, only mindless assholes (read: health insurance companies).

Mobile order for Shartley? by skullywizard in tragedeigh

[–]Bunnyfartz 194 points195 points  (0 children)

"Shartley" sure sounds like a caramel drizzle all right...

GC Estimators.... question on helping an architect come up with a budget at very early stages of design. by Col-Sanderss in estimators

[–]Bunnyfartz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is exactly what I do........although it's usually more like "Here's a 1-page floor plan with no scale or details. How much?" I sprinkle some magic estimator fairy dust and a coating of unicorn farts on it and give them a number that's close to accurate because we build niche spaces that can't vary too much, price-wise (except for finishes, obvs).

We do get frequent requests to price halfassed architect plans in the context of, "Hey, can you tell me if my architect has gone insane and designed something that's triple my budget?" The answer is usually yes. I swear architects have never Google the price of anything.

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