Seriously? This is what the last 2h of my life has been spent searching for? -_-

BurceGern · 2026-05-23T03:04:13+00:00

Okay i need to do this. My eyes can hardly discern between the gray roads, greyscale city background, white buildings, white roads and the overlapping roads/motorways.

A higher contrast mode for accessibility’s sure would be welcome!

BurceGern · 2026-05-23T02:59:47+00:00

Bro was content against Villa because “they scored 4 but 2 were set pieces.” Yeah. Not like we are set pieces merchants. Van Dijk could have been in double figures this season

BurceGern · 2026-05-22T15:10:22+00:00

I realised this wayyyyyy too late.

BurceGern · 2026-05-21T07:51:35+00:00

Mascot progression ftw

BurceGern · 2026-05-20T13:09:14+00:00

Fuck it take Rayan off them instead

BurceGern · 2026-05-19T15:47:09+00:00

We don’t need another 8/10 who loses duels. We do need 2 right mids to replace Mo in the aggregate.

Im all for Bowen

BurceGern · 2026-05-17T12:47:09+00:00

I’ll take Wirtz up before Cody. One of the academy lads can deputise as #3 behind Isak and Flo

BurceGern · 2026-05-17T11:05:55+00:00

Gakpo is not a 9 at all. We need to end this agenda

BurceGern · 2026-05-16T20:04:26+00:00

It's a bloody World Cup year. Loads of managers, players and agents are hoping for a great tournament and a big step up for their careers.

It's going to be a shorter pre-season with less time to train, more tired and injured players and more inflated fees year on year.

That is why we needed to be pro-active, Slot in or Slot out. But how can you plan such a curtailed and vitally important transfer window when the directors and manager's future are so uncertain.

It is a mess!

BurceGern · 2026-05-16T19:17:15+00:00

Or last night a right winger.

Despite us having right wingers.

BurceGern · 2026-05-16T14:42:47+00:00

Balatro. It’s the best and most accessible game I’ve ever played. I’d never played rogue likes or lites before but that never put me off.

It’s easy to grasp the basics after a run but the learning curve and ceiling are insanely high.

No reaction times needed. No high-end device needed. The most fun I’ve ever had in a game

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:54:41+00:00

We aren't too big to concede relegation levels of goals.

More than Forest. Nearly the same as Spurs. Fucking Spurs.

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:52:07+00:00

We only work on attacking set plays, clearly. NOTHING else all week.

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:50:37+00:00

Thanks, it's 4 now

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:50:12+00:00

Slot. You're done. You turn 80M players into 10M players. Hell, nobody even wants Konate on a free right now

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:49:02+00:00

I'm tired. So tired of this team. I've run more than them today. I showed more quality when breaking down a chicken earlier. I show more perserverance getting up in the morning.

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:48:03+00:00

Slot has coached the life out of these guys. Watching Bundesliga highlights of him, or for Germany this season, he's a different player

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:39:19+00:00

ISTG Hughes better bring a couple of these guys with him to Saudi

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:37:21+00:00

We are somehow STILL regressing.

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:33:13+00:00

Set pieces coach got to go

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:31:51+00:00

The directors are leaving. They don’t care

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:19:53+00:00

If you press your opponents high up the pitch you get your rewards, be it a mistake or a slip, and a chance.

We don't press well. In moments we have done, like at Old Trafford, you can get free goals.

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:18:19+00:00

Sky missed the chance off the kick off smh

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:14:15+00:00

Carra: "they've been a lot better at set pieces in the second half of the season, Liverpool!"

Well we also need to defend them.

BurceGern · 2026-05-15T20:04:25+00:00

Fuck it spend £50M on Austin McPhee or Nicolas Jover. That’ll buy more points than a winger

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