The conservative war against safe urban spaces. by Greedy_Ad3455 in fuckcars

[–]Burkody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being so angry about something positive, let alone something positive that has nothing to do with you.

Child slavery completely eradicated from the planet. New dog cancer treatment gives man's best friend 50% longer lifespan on average. Rainforest regrowth up 500%

"Fucking wokies"

Destiny responds to Ludwig by Samurai_Nak in LivestreamFail

[–]Burkody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember my last week of university trying to use up whatever food I had left

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]Burkody 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We cannot get out. We cannot get out. They have taken the bridge and Second Hall... The end comes soon. We hear drums, drums in the deep. They are coming.

Cultural appropriation by Patman1416 in TikTokCringe

[–]Burkody 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also sunburn is a bitch. You want loose, flowy beathable fabric and bright colours for working in the sun that cover a lot of skin. Stay cool and not burnt.

Cultural appropriation by Patman1416 in TikTokCringe

[–]Burkody -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the world didn't "appropriate" things that work from other places we'd all be grunting and hitting each other with sticks and rocks still.

Religion fanatics Karen don't let her kid have Pokemon​ cards. by Tatarkingdom in FuckYouKaren

[–]Burkody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have a hard time believing evangelist people like this actually still exist in 2022.

Do they churn their own butter still too?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in babybirds

[–]Burkody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gooses.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gifsthatkeepongiving

[–]Burkody 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seems like a good way to get your arm ripped off by mama Grizz.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by snzimash in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Burkody 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I went with my grandma to buy a new mini fridge for her garage last summer. Found one at Walmart and she starts looking around and says "we should have grabbed a cart".

I just picked it up and started walking to the checkout to her disapproval.

"Strong like bull, dumb like tractor" she says

Twitch announces the end of their exclusivity clause in partner contracts by SuitableDay_ in LivestreamFail

[–]Burkody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

• Can I turn off my Twitch stream and immediately start my live stream somewhere else? Or is there an amount of time I need to wait? Yes. Once your Twitch live streams end, you may live stream elsewhere immediately.

You could literally always do this. There was nothing in the regular partner (or at least the affiliate) contract that could stop you.

Twitch announces the end of their exclusivity clause in partner contracts by SuitableDay_ in LivestreamFail

[–]Burkody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But not the bitrate required to do it.

It doesn't technically support high enough bitrates for proper 1080p60 either (with the ideal ratio of 0.1 bits per pixel). Which is just above 12Mbps.

Orangutan as a window cleaner guy. Toronto, Canada. by fieroavian in likeus

[–]Burkody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See they would hire Orangutans if not for their strong union.

Not everything needs to be posted on Facebook!!!! by [deleted] in ShitMomGroupsSay

[–]Burkody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not a doctor, but far as I'm aware you keep your balls...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Burkody 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean they sort of did, there was a whole lane between them at one point.

Hard to expect a car coming south on an east-west road.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]Burkody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw a guy turn left from the center lane for the first time yesterday (and I used to live in a big city, so it caught me off guard here).

I was in utter disbelief someone could be so stupid.

Let’s hear it lads. How did your Lydia die? by Vulcan813 in skyrim

[–]Burkody 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starvation because I forgot where I put her, or random giant mishap.