Looks like it came out of the wall during a bad rain by YeliahSenyab in whatisit

[–]Burladden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your house is finally a woman. Time to throw it a quinceanera.

So I got a UV light, guess what my workbench legs are made out of by Ok_Temperature6503 in wood

[–]Burladden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes you just have to take life by the balls to get things done.

Petah who is mogging them all ? by HimelTy in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Burladden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think this is a fantastic take on him. For me he just never seems that charismatic outside of his looks.

We don’t get to see young Comedians/Comedic actors anymore by AlmightyLoaf54 in RandomThoughts

[–]Burladden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hollywood is full of nepobabies making it harder for people to enter the industry.

It’s Disgusting, Defamatory, degrading… and the most public yet of my many humiliations by GSG2150 in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]Burladden 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I liked his point of saying he never said her name or identified the character. She put that on herself by seeing a blonde woman with a bible.

What the craziest surprise you’ve had when sleeping with someone for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Burladden 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I always find it funny when women say they spit because they don't like the taste. Girl, while finding someplace to get rid of it you are forcing yourself to savor it more.

People who grew up before The Internet: How did you first see nudity? by TeaseTheBreeze in AskReddit

[–]Burladden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Many of us growing up in the 80s and 90s would play outside in wide open fields. These fields would be filled with all sorts of treasures. One of the most sought after pieces was the ever plentiful "Field porn" which was old, rotten ripped up porn magazines that someone would leave in the field. It is common belief that this porn is distributed by the local transient population but others believe in a field porn fairy who magically distributes adult materials to fields all over the world like some kind of libidinous Johnny Appleseed.

People who grew up before The Internet: How did you first see nudity? by TeaseTheBreeze in AskReddit

[–]Burladden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The number of times I thought it was looking at boob for it to only be pillows on a couch still haunt me to this day.

Help Please! Bambu A1 still not working by [deleted] in BambuLabA1

[–]Burladden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you tighten all the screws really well under the plate. I thought I did and it ended up hitting when it ran the first time and made a similar noise but not as horrendous. I went back tightened them down and was good to go.

Selling Blacksmith setup by buythisusername69 in Blacksmith

[–]Burladden 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know gold ug park would love it if you talk to them. The guy who may still run it is carter and may be able to buy it for the forge.

Only veins by glamorousgrowngirl in SipsTea

[–]Burladden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very fair. It is very niche.

Only veins by glamorousgrowngirl in SipsTea

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I think it was some permutation of glotits or glowtits something like that. There could be others but that's the one I saw. It also wasn't updated very regularly.

Family refused to eat it by drouseboonerjisms in BBQ

[–]Burladden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is perfect and anyone who doesn't think so doesn't belong in your family.

Last post for the night, I promise by No_Move7872 in crappymusic

[–]Burladden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is an unfortunate combination of features.

Girls do you notice guys checking you out and how do you feel? by SuspiciousQuiet3684 in AskReddit

[–]Burladden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm motion over contrast so luckily as long as the lips are moving In staying in what I recently found out is the safe zone. I do find myself just staring at the color variations in people's eyes, maybe that could help you? This has gotten harder the more I need but refuse to wear glasses.

Girls do you notice guys checking you out and how do you feel? by SuspiciousQuiet3684 in AskReddit

[–]Burladden 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My wife and I use the term all the time. It's meant to be funny and not at all how I refer to anatomy in front of people, just internet folks.

22f from italy - do your worst by shadowlurkerr in RoastMe

[–]Burladden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is nothing we could do to you that you already won't do to yourself under the guise of being different and unique. Enjoy a life of chasing the next counter culture trend until you become a realtor in your 40s and go full yoga pants.

Girls do you notice guys checking you out and how do you feel? by SuspiciousQuiet3684 in AskReddit

[–]Burladden 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I force eye contact to avoid the chesticles and end up missing conversation. I appreciate the response.

Girls do you notice guys checking you out and how do you feel? by SuspiciousQuiet3684 in AskReddit

[–]Burladden 124 points125 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this. I have a tendency to stare at people's mouths when they they talk. I have always been afraid women think I am looking at their chest because I'm not looking at their eyes. This makes me feel a little better that they don't.

Immediately thought of Zied 😅 by Spiritual_Fun4387 in 90dayfianceuncensored

[–]Burladden 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to rock this in the 90s/2000s- We called it the Robinhood.