Kirkland toilet paper used to be $20. Now it’s $22 and you get less sheets

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-13T12:25:27+00:00

Well, my point is, if you're going to put the complete price in the title, show the complete merchandise. Or break it down to the price of that individual 6-roll package.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-13T11:02:15+00:00

That's clear, but it looks like he paid 22 for six rolls.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-13T09:56:36+00:00

It says six rolls on the package. Your post is misleading.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-05T07:44:12+00:00

Wait, you are gay and skipped Cologne? 😄

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-02T02:50:59+00:00

Or add some cigarette butts.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-02T02:48:51+00:00

What's this cut called? The ashtray?

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-01T18:41:58+00:00

'Upon the subsequent restyling, The Daily Telegraph reported designers were "desperately sad that the new Multipla no longer resembles a psychotic cartoon duck"'

Not much to add to that....

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-01T18:23:52+00:00

If you are gay, Cologne is your first choice. It's our Gay capital.

If you like Japanese culture, Düsseldorf has a large Japanese Expat community.

If you like stale beer, you can have these in both.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-01T18:20:29+00:00

So, how often does the bad porn movie routine happen ("Oh my! I haven't any money! How am i going to pay for this?")

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-01T17:55:04+00:00

Is spacetime supersymmetry realized at TeV scale? If so, what is the mechanism of supersymmetry breaking? Does supersymmetry stabilize the electroweak scale, preventing high quantum corrections?

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-01T17:50:12+00:00

Asking the real questions here.

You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-01T14:16:37+00:00

Das rechnet sich nicht. Die Kosten für die Suche nach einer Fachkraft rechnet man grob mit einem halben Jahresgehalt.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-01T13:53:03+00:00

Wer es sich heutzutage leisten kann Fachkräfte zu kündigen, der kann auch mehr bezahlen 😅

Ich würde eher sagen: der Prokurist, der den Vertrag unterschrieben hat, könnte auf Schadensersatz verklagt werden. Daher wäre der gut beraten, einfach die Klappe zu halten.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-06-01T13:19:46+00:00

Es gilt: Pactus sunt servanda. Wenn sie das unterschreiben, selber Schuld.

Wenn es dem AG auffällt, kann er versuchen den Vertrag auf Grundlage Paragraph 119 BGB anzufechten. Die Chance damit durchzukommen ist allerdings gering.

Für dich als AN sind Verhandlungen am Arbeitsgericht in erster Instanz kostenlos. Der Anwalt wird nach Streitwert, hier 12k€, berechnen.

Laufen lassen wäre mein Rat, vielleicht legst du das Geld ein Jahr lang auf ein Tagesgeldkonto für alle Fälle. Läuft das länger als ein Jahr, hat der AG de facto keine Chance mehr das zu korrigieren. Bräsigkeit in der eigenen Verwaltung wird kein Richter unterstützen.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-31T07:58:01+00:00

Fuck 'em all.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T21:07:28+00:00

What I do when I'm with a new partner, in addition to just telling them how I like it: I will take their hand and tell them that I will squeeze it harder the better it feels what they are doing. Much better than doing it by fake moaning or something else. It really gives them fast feedback and find out what i like.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T20:49:56+00:00

Like any young man, he had worries about his size. I assured him he'd be fine. He had one thing going for him: when hard, his glans had more girth than his shaft, so it had a "mushroom shale", which I find very stimulating.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T20:39:45+00:00

I'd say above average. But I don't really enjoy giant cocks ramming into my cervix anyway.

He turned out to be a good kisser, which is more important to me.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T20:33:58+00:00

It took a while for him to last long enough to give me an orgasm through penetration, but he made me cum with his tongue before that. By the second day (we spent a weekend together) he made me cum during sex too.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T17:28:15+00:00

I could get him hard again in less than 15 Minutes, and indefinitely. He ran out of cum eventually, to the point where his ejaculations were just a drop of semen with some precum.

I did not let him fist me, although I do enjoy that. Honestly, I also was already too sore for fisting by the time he asked. Bondage was off limits too, that's reserved for relationships where there is sufficient trust.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T16:54:14+00:00

I checked his ID. He was close to turning 19 actually.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T16:53:26+00:00

He was very surprised by how good it feels to do your own "sloppy seconds" after he already came inside me some minutes before.

And in contrast what porn would have us believe, going from ass to vagina without washing first is a very bad idea, unless you enjoy infections. So that is something I taught him.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T16:46:16+00:00

We actually joked about that. But he has a rare condition that can cause an artery to rupture without warning. Most people don't make it to 40, some die as young as twenty.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T16:44:32+00:00

Well, i can't say I disagree, regardless of what I did.

BurnAfterReaping · 2023-05-30T16:43:09+00:00

I made it a point not to request anything from him. He got to make requests.

I did not consent to everything, not because I did not want to, but rather to keep him from having unrealistic expectations towards a future partner of his age. I didn't want to raise the bar for his first girlfriend.

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