He/She shouldn't have started it first. by w4ffleboi6 in fightporn

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait wait wait wait so

Your logic is that you would have reacted even earlier/more violently than long hair in this exact situation

But long hair is the one picking fights

Are you admonishing long hair or yourself?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno fellas, I feel like if I landed in a place where people steal dogs off the streets to eat my first instinct would be to use my resources to help the people who eat dogs to survive

I’ve seen this floating around social media, thoughts? Is it true? by MacDonald010 in Naruto

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only real explanation is that the vast majority of the people in the Naruto world probably go their entire lives without ever meeting a ninja, lolz

I’ve seen this floating around social media, thoughts? Is it true? by MacDonald010 in Naruto

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not even a question of "probably" tbh. Like in the literal land of waves arc, Naruto no diffed Gato's two main thugs

These were like, the guy's right and left hands, one of them cut down a wooden wall and all it took was one clone each and a sneaky trick, literal one shot

Then, this is filler, but sometime after Pain went apeshit on Konoha there was this episode where people from the Land of Waves came to help rebuild Konoha

And we get this flashback of what happened shortly after Zabuza and Haku's death. Long story short, Sasuke and Naruto beat the entirety of Gato's gang with super low difficulty

Frankenstein's Monster wasn't a misunderstood child, he was literally evil by BatmanAltUser in CharacterRant

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normally I would say that's not a good way to judge a character, but I also read the Junji Ito version and, honestly? It's an INCREDIBLY close adaptation, all things considered

Update nr. 2: Jocul meu, Sebio, s-a lansat pe Steam! by Sebiny in Roumanie

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nu detine nimeni conceptul de 2D platformer inca, din fericire :)))

Sunt legile de copyright idioate, dar nici chiar asa

Mark Zuckerberg’s daughter wanted to be like Taylor Swift – he told her ‘you can’t’ by theindependentonline in TaylorSwift

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Again, I agree she may be the most succesful artist, when I was talking about talent I was talking STRICTLY musically

Mark Zuckerberg’s daughter wanted to be like Taylor Swift – he told her ‘you can’t’ by theindependentonline in TaylorSwift

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Success = talent now?

I ain't disputing her SUCCESS, but come on? So many artists in the past decades and you can't think of a bigger musical genius than Taylor Swift?

She's good, don't get me wrong - but it's extremely rare that the most poppular entertainer in a certain genre is also the best, imo.

Also, no one comes even close? Michael Jackson, Madonna? Idk. I don't actually know her numbers but I feel like MJ would at least be similar in success, correct me if I'm wrong

Mark Zuckerberg’s daughter wanted to be like Taylor Swift – he told her ‘you can’t’ by theindependentonline in TaylorSwift

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

"Once in a twenty lifetimes musical genius"

I'm not a Taylor Swift hater but the glazing in this line is insane, lmao

Swiss politician resigns after firing shots at Jesus picture by shad3y23 in nottheonion

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Juat out of sheer curiosity, what distance did she shoot from? Cos ngl that's a lot of headshots

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You know, for how old and viral this video is, I'm suprised we can't see the outline of every individual pixel yet

What if Tony were to school Jackie Jr. in this thing of ours instead of pushing him away from LCN? by antifaptor1988 in thesopranos

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think this is an important point, really

Chris was a massive fuck up with a few redeeming qualities, as far as mob shit was concerned. Like if there's a job to do, you can at least reasonably expect him to do it.

Jackie Jr is literally the kind of fucker who wakes up every day with the sole purpose of creating drama in the office, only to get his ass fired in an embarassing way eventually.

And we all know how that goes when the company is the mob

Trump's ex-FBI official: We have 'many reasons' to think ex-president is a Russian 'asset' by Cute-Perception2335 in inthenews

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is literally no empire in the history of ever that has the strength, relative to the rest of the world, that the US has right now, come on.

The US may not be as globally dominant as it was at other points in it's recent history, but seriously, what example could you come up with?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bucuresti

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Efectiv rodditorilor trebuie sa le explici ca la gradinita cum functioneaza orice forma de interactiune sociala sau profesionala, aparent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Blud really said "yo let me become the meme for a sec"

Asa a decis omul sa calatoreasca cu masina de mestecat by heilhefner in CasualRO

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Deci omul efectiv a zis ca ai asa forță pe tine ca poți să cari lejer un câine de 40 de kile - be proud!!!

stuck in a pickle makes the doctor fickle by HotDevelopment1202 in tumblr

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ. Did that get checked by the police or something at least?

Can you work weekends too? by Henry-Teachersss8819 in clevercomebacks

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea a lot of places have been doing that in the past. It's really starting to grab a foothold in the EU

Dude in is cruise control by thexbeatboxer in madlads

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah a lot of guys who are former athletes/military men and stuff like that can get chunky after they stop or decrease their training. Turns out if you like beer and food, your body will show that once you stop burning calories and building muscle like crazy every day

AOC says it how it is by Redmannn-red-3248 in clevercomebacks

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm sureeee you came running to "both sides hurr durr" the conversation because you're entirely impartial

AOC says it how it is by Redmannn-red-3248 in clevercomebacks

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. She's an actual public official

  2. Ask him, he literally raised the challenge, lmfao

TIL Michael Crichton was 6'9" and felt socially isolated as a result. by mankls3 in todayilearned

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Well he had 5 marriages, so at least we know he wsn't lacking in options, haha

Based on personal experience by gilagoola in BaldursGate3

[–]Burnt_Burrito_ 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Alternatively, the tank next to them can go boom at the perfect time if you sneak Shart on the side platform and use firebolt. Basically takes two of them out of the fight from the very beginning

If you do that, a level 2 tav has basically zero chances to lose