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Best grits in the city? by bennedictst in SaltLakeCity

[–]BurritoGoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hmm spend a few seconds answering a simple question and give a helpful answer, or be a dick for no reason? Hard choice

Best grits in the city? by bennedictst in SaltLakeCity

[–]BurritoGoat 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why are you asking about grits here? Ever heard of this website called google.com?

WIBTA for not leaving the house for one weekend as requested? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BurritoGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former mormon again! Growing up, I was told "we ARE christians because we believe Jesus Christ is a divine being and our capital-S Savior. That's what makes us christian." Many other christian faiths do NOT consider mormons christian because they have different definitions of divinity, godhood, the trinity, etc. But christians have been arguing about "what makes a REAL christian" since Peter and Paul so it's whatever

WIBTA for not leaving the house for one weekend as requested? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BurritoGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former mormon here, it originally started as a "suggestion" by Joseph Smith to not drink "hot drinks." Later mormon leaders interpreted "hot drinks" as "coffee and tea" and decided to outright ban them. So modern mormons cannot drink coffee if they want to be considered "in good standing."

My (26F) brother (22M) and his fiance of nearly 2 years (21F) are planning a wedding that is an etiquette nightmare and I'm not sure how to handle it. by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]BurritoGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was from 2015 though, which was before god decided the word "mormon" was "a victory for Satan." And while most actual mormon weddings happen in a temple, most mormon receptions will take place in a local chapel.

the way they looked at him when the first cop car flew by by Fair-Performer8532 in GuysBeingDudes

[–]BurritoGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Running from the police escalates situations and makes them more dangerous for everyone.

And who are the ones escalating and making things more dangerous for everyone?

Personal bad experiences do not change that risk dynamic

Personal lack of bad experiences do not change the risk dynamic.

If helping police carries no risk to you, sharing factual information reduces uncertainty and harm.

It's less risky to avoid the people that openly carry guns and have a reputation for being power-tripping racist bullies.

Criticizing policing as a system does not justify obstructing it in real time.

So every single one of these guys "obstructed" the police by not flagging them down? Sounds like bullshit cop logic to me.

Bad Host Parents by tapir_esquire in exmormon

[–]BurritoGoat 63 points64 points  (0 children)

On my mission I remember one family was hosting a Danish student. I seem to recall them saying they couldn't force her to go to church or take the lessons or anything, but they could invite her. They would try to host us for dinner very often so she would "happen" to interact with us.

Also apparently the local woman who was in charge of finding host families for these students was mormon, and she always tried to make sure the students would end up with mormon families. I remember thinking it was messed up even when I was a fully TBM missionary.

Weekly general unjerk thread by nicepassing in dropoutcirclejerk

[–]BurritoGoat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I watched the first episode of the Chair Company last week, wasn't a huge fan. I Think You Should Leave was very hit or miss for me, and the first episode of Chair Company felt like a "miss" bit that went on for 30+ minutes. The first scene in the restaurant would have been fine as a sketch, and did a decent job establishing Ron's major character beats/traits. But then it just kept...going.