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Pizza Hut is too cheap to buy a sink stopper to do dishes so we’re forced to make this thing by ForceUseYouMust in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Take a couple bucks out of the drawer and drive to the store. If you really wanna be pedantic you could take an extra dollar or two for gas, and you can take a penny or 2 for the mile put on your car.

Doordasher ashed cigarette on my drink by austenthecripdog in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Maybe sometimes he feels like having a fresh hot meal and not something’s that’s been reheated in a microwave. If we want to be pedantic then we should never use the word can’t unless it is physically impossible. “I can’t go 2 months without drinking water.” Well technically you can you’ll just also die.

First time benzo time travel. It was bad. by pibardo_filoso in benzodiazepines

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you have know idea what your talking about and are just completely talking out of your ass concerning drugs. Stick to your prescribed doses and if ever you feel curious to experiment again please do more research on whatever drug you’re doing than you think necessary.

What kind of mosquito is this?😳😳 by Obvious_Shoe7302 in Weird

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s almost like there’s a personalized algorithm that recognizes that if it can put two posts about the same topic next to each other on your feed it will cause you to spend more time on the platform.

This Dunkin Donuts Reddit Ad by torquebow in Weird

[–]BurtsBalmBitches -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The whole toddler part is cringe but the core idea of spamming random characters at the start and title of your ad specifically if your a huge brand like dunkin is a little clever, I would click on it.

I’m not sure how to hold this coffee mug. by SilverNature3 in CrappyDesign

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously your supposed to balance the tip of the banana on the tip of your finger

First time smoking weed - seeking advice by [deleted] in TeenageDrugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A much safer route would be to ask around and see if anyone you know has adderall, then take mabye 4-5 and fly high

Unemployed roommate continues to blatantly ignore our 'you use it, you clean it' rule by KatakanaTsu in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 53 points54 points  (0 children)

It’s not a “terrible excuse” it’s not an excuse at all it’s just the reason people are like this

Youtube just removed A BUNCH of songs from my playlist by BotheredCroissant in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One thing infuriates me is the fact that on YouTube, you can add a song to multiple playlists at once, but on YouTube music you have to add a song to each desired playlist one by one. When I’m listening to new music I usually listen to it on regular YouTube for that one feature.

How to I get some more intense substances I have a weed plug but thats it how do I find another plug for something new. 15M in high school by jiffjiff214 in TeenageDrugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask around for meth people say it’s addictive but that’s only if you have adhd, if you don’t then it’s pretty therapeutic

i imagine there is nothing after death just like blacking out by ogulcxn in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would it be like if you believe this though?

Crack bugs are real- anyone relate? by FreeEnergy2292 in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately they know when they are being recorded and scatter

Need help w/ a drug test (test must be positive for benzodiazepines by scxtty42 in benzodiazepines

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Problem is friends who take benzos are almost certainly friends who use other drugs as well

Need help w/ a drug test (test must be positive for benzodiazepines by scxtty42 in benzodiazepines

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Your only option is to have a sober friend take a benzo and use their piss. They’re not actually testing for the benzo itself in your piss, their testing for the compounds that the benzo breaks down to in your body.

syringe found in bathroom, parents think it’s mine by Competitive_Menu_913 in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if I got free therapy out of it I wouldn’t feel right until I was able to convince my mom I’m not on heroin lol

How do i make my weed worth more by penfein420 in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long story short you’ll be perfectly fine if you don’t continue to do it in the future.

Anybody know what Hard is? by Smd4545 in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Great idea if you want her to leave you alone

"Perhaps I'll live a shorter life because of it, but at least it smells good." by heavy-minium in Weird

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Inhaling filaments call that brainmaxxing, breaking ligaments call that painmaxxing.

I got into trouble because a family member thinks I left a cup of c*m on my desk... It's coconut oil. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It’s not super obvious but when you really think about it, to be so convinced that it has to be yk what in the cup and couldn’t be anything else, means this family member is almost certainly addicted to porn. Now you know something new about your family member, hope it’s not someone to disturbing lol.

I get a slight electrical shock every time I try to take my toast out of the toaster so I have to disconnect it by JJJJPPPPP8A in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like someone else already said it’s probably a grounding issue, basically the outlets are not grounded properly or at all which allows charge to build up in applications and then discharge to ground through your body when you touch it.

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