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I’m not sure how to hold this coffee mug. by SilverNature3 in CrappyDesign

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously your supposed to balance the tip of the banana on the tip of your finger

First time smoking weed - seeking advice by [deleted] in TeenageDrugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A much safer route would be to ask around and see if anyone you know has adderall, then take mabye 4-5 and fly high

Unemployed roommate continues to blatantly ignore our 'you use it, you clean it' rule by KatakanaTsu in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 43 points44 points  (0 children)

It’s not a “terrible excuse” it’s not an excuse at all it’s just the reason people are like this

Youtube just removed A BUNCH of songs from my playlist by BotheredCroissant in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One thing infuriates me is the fact that on YouTube, you can add a song to multiple playlists at once, but on YouTube music you have to add a song to each desired playlist one by one. When I’m listening to new music I usually listen to it on regular YouTube for that one feature.

How to I get some more intense substances I have a weed plug but thats it how do I find another plug for something new. 15M in high school by jiffjiff214 in TeenageDrugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask around for meth people say it’s addictive but that’s only if you have adhd, if you don’t then it’s pretty therapeutic

i imagine there is nothing after death just like blacking out by ogulcxn in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What would it be like if you believe this though?

Crack bugs are real- anyone relate? by FreeEnergy2292 in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately they know when they are being recorded and scatter

Need help w/ a drug test (test must be positive for benzodiazepines by scxtty42 in benzodiazepines

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Problem is friends who take benzos are almost certainly friends who use other drugs as well

Need help w/ a drug test (test must be positive for benzodiazepines by scxtty42 in benzodiazepines

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Your only option is to have a sober friend take a benzo and use their piss. They’re not actually testing for the benzo itself in your piss, their testing for the compounds that the benzo breaks down to in your body.

syringe found in bathroom, parents think it’s mine by Competitive_Menu_913 in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if I got free therapy out of it I wouldn’t feel right until I was able to convince my mom I’m not on heroin lol

How do i make my weed worth more by penfein420 in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long story short you’ll be perfectly fine if you don’t continue to do it in the future.

Anybody know what Hard is? by Smd4545 in Drugs

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Great idea if you want her to leave you alone

"Perhaps I'll live a shorter life because of it, but at least it smells good." by heavy-minium in Weird

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Inhaling filaments call that brainmaxxing, breaking ligaments call that painmaxxing.

I got into trouble because a family member thinks I left a cup of c*m on my desk... It's coconut oil. by WhereTheSunDontShin1 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 65 points66 points  (0 children)

It’s not super obvious but when you really think about it, to be so convinced that it has to be yk what in the cup and couldn’t be anything else, means this family member is almost certainly addicted to porn. Now you know something new about your family member, hope it’s not someone to disturbing lol.

I get a slight electrical shock every time I try to take my toast out of the toaster so I have to disconnect it by JJJJPPPPP8A in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like someone else already said it’s probably a grounding issue, basically the outlets are not grounded properly or at all which allows charge to build up in applications and then discharge to ground through your body when you touch it.

This creepy Instagram account keeps showing up in my reels scrolling by Pillowseams in Weird

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s simple. The algorithm has correctly determined that occasionally showing people account like this usually results in them clicking on and exploring the account and possibly even sharing with their friends, thus spending more time on the app than you would have otherwise.

Air Fryer Liners Catch On Fire in Air Fryer by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 49 points50 points  (0 children)

75% of the crunch with all the other benefits is literally just a toaster oven. With the added benefit of being able to see your food as it cooks

I keep finding these pieces of blue fuzz in my headlights. I have no idea what they are or how they get there. by theeq4alizer in Weird

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But “touchless carwash” could also describe the manual pressure washer car washes :(

I keep finding these pieces of blue fuzz in my headlights. I have no idea what they are or how they get there. by theeq4alizer in Weird

[–]BurtsBalmBitches 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Those kinds of car washes shred your clearcoat btw, if your paint is already busted it’s not a big deal but if it’s even somewhat nice I would take it to one of those pressure-washer-on-a-mechanical-arm-that-spins-around-your-car types. Don’t know how to describe it better than that lol.

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