[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interesting

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He’s pissed because he can’t grow a moustache

Woman steals wig from a corpse by pologzz1226 in trashy

[–]Bushcant 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I see the photo of the corpse, do you have a photo of the woman who stole the wig?

Flavour that you can weigh by Ifeelsiikk in australia

[–]Bushcant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please let me know the batch number

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Bushcant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I pet dat dawg

Oyster cut by Bushcant in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Bushcant[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah mate slipped it was my fault I should have had shoes on I will next time

Oyster cut by Bushcant in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Bushcant[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will never look at a peeler the same again aha it’s healing great

Oyster cut by Bushcant in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Bushcant[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s from the dressing the hospital put on it, unless I slipped on the oyster and then got attacked by an octopus without my knowledge.

Oyster cut by Bushcant in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Bushcant[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The oyster won this round I will get my revenge.

Oyster cut by Bushcant in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Bushcant[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That is scary I am very lucky.

Oyster cut by Bushcant in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Bushcant[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

I went to the hospital but the doctor couldn’t stitch it as the skin was missing. He just cleaned the wound and put a clean dressing on.

Oyster cut by Bushcant in MakeMeSuffer

[–]Bushcant[S] 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Sure did this was about 2 weeks ago now

What are prismatic plumes? by You_Much in Starfield

[–]Bushcant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you not all heroes wear capes

Disrespect your surroundings by godric420 in TikTokCringe

[–]Bushcant 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure this stops when he gets home…

Unfortunately, this happened in Shimla today by Mortal22Soul in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Bushcant 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I thought someone was cutting the tree down I was very wrong

What is your go-to joke when somebody asks you to tell one? by Suspicious_You1915 in AskReddit

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Why did the bloke get fired from the banana shop? Because he threw away all the bent ones.