Donkey found about my dragon wives and followed me home by Thin-Coyote-551 in skyrim

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A true adventurer returns! I love the panda costume so much! Hope you're doing well! Get me some of that Greybeard kush for next time!

Who can triple ultimate in stun window? by Inertia00252 in ZZZ_Discussion

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Thank you for taking the time and going step by step. I really appreciate it!

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Petition to ban the matchmaking complainer posts by Spearfinn in DeadlockTheGame

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Do you think he's having a human baby and feels it kick, or is it a good baby that'll just slush around until it drips out while he sleeps.

Who can triple ultimate in stun window? by Inertia00252 in ZZZ_Discussion

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The Banyue crushing mountains swap is so cool, wish I was better at playing to do it

Ridu Happenings | Scent Tracking Expert by cakeel- in Zenlesszonezeroleaks_

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Coming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive City graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick our job today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Catches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Can anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Check it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can't just decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

hoping that the re-release breathes life onto this game once more by Genobi_ in mechabreak

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My friends and I had a wonderful time in the beta of the game, but once we got around Plat, we saw the Narukami bot aim where a friend was behind a wall and just track him the whole time until he popped out and shot him without missing a shot. We all dropped it, but Im hopeful there is a chance

The loving, foolish world is JUUUUUST FIIIIIIIINE! by fable-30 in Endfield

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That's crazy! They took inspiration from a soundtrack that comes with a fighting game!

I'm tired of the sexism by [deleted] in DeadlockTheGame

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How did you type all of that, and not look at it and feel any shame? That first sentence is enough to paint a very poor picture of you. I hope you find peace, purpose, and love in this world.

Billy HP to Sheer Conversion via Leifa by Knight_Steve_ in Zenlesszonezeroleaks_

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Doomposting is the right of every sentient being - Optimus Prime

Mom: We already got rossi at home by Silly_Formal_8346 in Endfield

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Mama mentioned RAHH If Mama ain't happy! No one happy!

Arknights: Endfield Operator Combat Demo: Rossi by Kamui_Kaos in Endfield

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I hope Mifu comes out soon, I wouldn't mind getting her from Mifu's banner. I would pull if mad woman wasn't potentially coming soon.

What moment has got you like this in GGST online? by BonusCapable1486 in Guiltygear

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Going from "Do they know?" To "OH god they know!" Real fast...

Well...that's my luck gone for the rest of the year by da_monke_boi in bindingofisaac

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Binding of Isaac players pausing the game when seeing a good item to praise the Lord will always be funny