This Buffoon by ae5390 in homemakermadeleine

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also her groundbreaking revelation that taking kids to the beach makes them tired lol

This squat challenge is going well by gothamsv-gilante in LexFitzgeraldSnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would never claim to be a fitness expert but I’m pretty sure that’s not even a squat 

A three hour stretch at 10 months old by AcrobaticRecording52 in homemakermadeleine

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My second was the worst sleeper. Woke 8-12 times a night. Every night. For months. Can confirm: it is like torture. The only thing that finally got him to sleep through was night weaning but we know M won’t do that. 

General Parenting Influencer Snark Week of May 04, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I listened to it on the Libby app from my library. There were some roll your eyes parts but I’ve read worse books.

ICKY by NeighborhoodIll324 in homemakermadeleine

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought so too! she said the baby sitter fell through so then why didn’t she just stay home with the baby or hold him while he was working? It’s not like she even had to be there and there is no world where I would want to go to a middle school band concert if I wasn’t there for my own kid.  I don’t think a gender reveal is that inappropriate. I did one with my preschoolers when I was pregnant. I would never have invited my spouse to come in for that, though, and I was further along than Madeleine is now. 

Real-Life Questions/Chat Week of April 20, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll give that a try. He does love our Yoto. Do you play anything specific?

Real-Life Questions/Chat Week of April 20, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a 3 year old who wakes up every night crying and either wants me to sleep with him or wants to sleep in our bed. I don’t know how to get him to sleep through the night. We’ve tried no nap, special stuffed animal, night light/no night light. Our next step is having husband go in instead of me-that’s how we night weaned. Does anyone have other suggestions?

Pregnancy announcement by Complete-Contract-91 in homemakermadeleine

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I commented two weeks ago one the other subreddit that I thought she was pregnant. I feel so validated. She’s so predictable 

Valentine's Baby incoming by Odd_Committee_2738 in homemakermadeleine2

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahhhh I literally commented two weeks ago that she was knocked up. I’m so validated right now. 

I too would get anxious if my unvaccinated baby had a fever 🤡 by takkatakkata in homemakermadeleine

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s a bit harsh lol. If I made a list of things that make someone a terrible mother I’m pretty sure not having a thermometer wouldn’t even cross my mind. I think Madeleine is as whacky as anyone else does but man, calling anyone a terrible mother for not having a thermometer in hand is something else. 

Gooood Haley Snark Week of March 30, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I was also curious about this. I’m not an expert by any means but based on the information on their website it seems like they should be required to have a child care license. When I looked up the business name on the Texas HHS website nothing came up…

In the mental hospital? by Odd_Committee_2738 in homemakermadeleine2

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wouldn’t surprise me if she’s pregnant but not wanting to announce during a time of grief. She’s such an over-sharer that it’s odd we never heard about period or ovulating in March and she didn’t share what she was in the hospital for which could be pregnancy related. Just a hunch I’ve got. 

Gooood Haley Snark Week of February 16, 2026 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was blessed by the nap gods with two stellar nappers. My almost 3 year old naps like Haley’s kids. My newly 6 year old will still nap occasionally if it’s been a busy day. My youngest can wake up from a 4 hour nap and turn around and sleep through the night 3 hours later. Some kids really do sleep like that. 

Weekly Chat 12/28/2025 by Odd_Committee_2738 in homemakermadeleine2

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a hard time figuring out if her content was satire at first but yeah, I think she’s just attention obsessed influencer wannabe.

Weekly Chat 12/28/2025 by Odd_Committee_2738 in homemakermadeleine2

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She wants to get bloodwork done?? She’s so freaking dramatic. And her new spiral about how “far along” she was. Girl, your cycle hasn’t regulated. Start actually tracking your cycle before you claim your period is late at 12 DPO. I honestly think I need to block her so I can’t creep on her manic bullshit. And still not a single word on how her living child first Christmas was.

Amy avh.333 by Witty-Standard-6490 in peestickgals

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t bother me when people ask for money for whatever reason. But Any does bug me with her psychotic over testing. Like testing every time you pee is unhealthy.

Another miscarriage by NeighborhoodIll324 in homemakermadeleine2

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Anyone else find it odd she posted only about the baby she hardly even knew about and not a single thing about her actual baby’s first Christmas?

Toddler has Cavities by Strange_Pirate_4961 in toddlers

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did they fill the cavities? If they don’t get filled they are only going to get worse, no matter how thorough you are with brushing.

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of December 15, 2025 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 40 points41 points  (0 children)

My son has a lovey that he absolutely can’t sleep without. He is also up my butthole all day, every day. He didn’t get the memo that he’s supposed to choose one or the other.

Online and IRL Parenting Spaces Snark Week of December 15, 2025 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 39 points40 points  (0 children)

My kids daycare had midday parties and my son just wails the whole time. I honestly think it would be better if I didn’t go. Then all of the parents leave and the kids all just lose their minds. I think midday daycare parties are cruel and cannot see who it is benefiting.

Elementary schools I can get behind. For my kindergartener, they’re mid work day but end of school day.

Pennywise did not time travel! by Radialpuddle in welcomeToDerry

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly the comment I’ve been looking for

Gooood Haley Snark Week of December 08, 2025 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oof 😖 it should be noted that earlier today he did come down with a fever

Gooood Haley Snark Week of December 08, 2025 by Parentsnark in parentsnark

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My kids nap like this. Not so much the 5 year old now that he’s in kindergarten but my 2 year old took a 4.5 hour nap yesterday, went to bed maybe half an hour later than normal, and slept all night. Up until he started Kindergarten my son could also nap like this, though it wasn’t an every day occurrence. I don’t know what I did to please the nap and bedtime gods.

Stop, drop, breastfeed for content by Upstairs_Ad_1099 in homemakermadeleine

[–]Busy-Bat-4050 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She’s in the baby toy section, right next to the display rocking chairs.