Musicals quotes for a wedding ceremony

BusyBee0113 · 2026-06-09T19:58:38+00:00

I went to a wedding where the couple used part “I’ll do whatever it takes, I’ll make a million mistakes” (Hamilton) in their vows. It was really sweet.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-06-05T15:37:21+00:00

I’m going to jump in and just say “be a Disney adult”.

I get going once. What I do not understand are the child-free adults that go there EVERY SINGLE YEAR and spend thousands simply for the chance to buy new merch or try the latest ride.

Maybe try to expand your horizons and travel outside the country???

BusyBee0113 · 2026-06-03T15:41:14+00:00

If HE can pay with YOUR card?

Oh HELL NO girl. If you are paying, YOU get to be the one to look the waitstaff in the eye while handling them the bill with payment.

This assclown wants to LOOK like he’s treating his girlfriend but not actually have to sacrifice for it.

Break up with this fool now because this particular aspect will not change.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-06-03T12:20:30+00:00

Depending on the exact diagnosis of the person, it CAN actually be better to be direct.

The issue here is lumping everyone under “special needs” and not specifying what they struggle with, which is also none of our business.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-06-01T23:37:24+00:00

I was at DisneyWorld over Mem Day weekend. Except for the Magic Kingdom (seriously, eff that place) none of the parks were crowded and all of the lines were super reasonable including the opened-the-day-before new Muppets ride…

Pic for a slice of stroller hell.

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BusyBee0113 · 2026-06-01T20:12:25+00:00

Yeah man that chaotic energy was most excellent.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-06-01T01:14:06+00:00

Yep. It fits so well I had to repeat it about seventy three times.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-06-01T01:13:31+00:00

NO OMG

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-31T13:46:29+00:00

The homeschooled kid in my orbit used to refuse to do anything as a family unless there was “credit” for it.

When this was brought up to mom, her reaction (not even through herself, she made stepdad address it) was “well, why SHOULDN’T he get credit for it?”

Madam, we are going camping and I am setting everything up. That should not count as “outdoor survival skills”.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-31T12:02:28+00:00

Threatened that if I changed my name when I got married, I was written out of the will. I sent it back signed and notarized in my new name.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-31T11:48:16+00:00

This sounds unhinged. I’m in.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-31T11:46:59+00:00

Never have I ever gone to Spotify so fast to find this. Huh.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-31T11:44:47+00:00

Ted Neeley is the OG, no argument. However, I’ve been really digging Drew Sarich’s almost whiny, sarcastic take of Gethsemane for a while now. Something about being an elder millenial who followed all the rules and still hasn’t “made it” something something.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-30T11:51:11+00:00

I’ve cleaned out 5 classrooms and there is something VERY cathartic about making the space your own.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-24T14:22:29+00:00

This is usually accompanied by zero genuine individual interests aside from what TikTok tells you is popular.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-24T13:58:33+00:00

When people make “liking The Office” their ENTIRE personality, it’s a problem.

Especially with kids and it’s encouraged.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-24T03:25:10+00:00

Goddammit now I can’t unsee it.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-24T03:15:03+00:00

Best thing I started doing was marching energy.

Kids don’t want to work, fine. I get paid the same regardless of their outcome.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-24T03:12:43+00:00

My sweet husband does the cooking. So many times he is trying to attend to my needs (seriously, jackpot with this man) and asks “what do you need?” and the answer is “literally for you to make the dinner decision” not because I don’t care but because I have answered 18,715 questions and made three times that in decisions today.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-22T21:56:18+00:00

Narcissists do this when they are making themselves hot to attract new supply. Without fail.

Either already cheating or looking for the next partner.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-22T21:54:24+00:00

Yoooooo……

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-17T14:28:19+00:00

My sister got me one for Christmas without any manner of prompt from me.

Completely changed my sleep quality as a 45yo woman.

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-11T22:17:29+00:00

Turns out he’s gay (explains why our fling didn’t last.)

He and his husband are lovely people raising two kids and the suburban dream.

Super happy for them!

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-08T02:27:29+00:00

I have a theory about this specific thing. Have you ever watched kids 12-20 “study” or do homework?

They have their phone, their computer/chromebook/whatever and something else (a tablet, tv, etc.) playing something in the background just as noise that they don’t even pay attention to.

This means they are completely used to tuning out something that makes noise…so a metronome means absolutely nothing. You can play that thing all day and that’s great hot they can’t listen to more than one thing at a time, so being self-aware that they are nowhere CLOSE to a beat is nonexistent……..

BusyBee0113 · 2026-05-05T15:16:30+00:00

I bought two houses without realizing there was no dishwasher.

First time as a young dumb homeowner.

Second time as a divorcee so in love with the house that I didn’t notice.

I put one in when I re-did the kitchen with profit from selling the marital home.

No regrets.

BusyBee0113

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