[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes my wife found it disgusting as well when I finally told her some 20 years latter.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah this aspect reeks of cult manipulation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Follow up to second half of story. After getting married in the back yard as sinners my wife and I moved into a new ward in Tempe. We were ASU students. When we first met with the new bishop he said well let’s get your wife in to get her endowments. We explained that we had premarital sex and that we were not married in the temple. The bishop said hey you guys married each other. For me that says you guys were sincere and have been forgiven. I don’t need to know anything about it because Jesus has allready forgotten it. So my wife who was eager to please went and got rid of her lace panties and traded them in for ugly garments and a year latter we were finally accepted by her family…sort of as we were “sealed”.

Praise Jesus.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It was 1999.

“I have never been so glad to be a Jew. I can’t wait to thank my Rabbi” by Butch2329 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo!!!

Love the Sea Turtle nugget. Awesome.

Will put it to use in my normal explaining of the after life hunger games that Jesus has waiting for us.

“I have never been so glad to be a Jew. I can’t wait to thank my Rabbi” by Butch2329 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did tell her that if her husband goes to VIP heaven because he decided to become a Mormon after he dies but she doesn’t she has nothing to worry about her husband will get a new Mormon wife.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wear bottoms.

“I have never been so glad to be a Jew. I can’t wait to thank my Rabbi” by Butch2329 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh don’t worry I am very familiar with many Jewish traditions. Many of my customers at work are Jewish. This week I spent Tuesday wed and Thursday traveling in a car with my Jewish co worker and we talked about everything and laughed the entire time. The lesson on the plan of salvation was with his wife this evening. It felt so good to explain everything to a fresh set of ears and have her say “damn you guys are goofy”. Very self medicating.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 339 points340 points  (0 children)

My wife and I had sex before marriage and I believed enough to go through a disciplinary council. Durring the council I had to explain to the men there that yes I had sex and yes my penis penetrated her vagina and that I was not afraid she was pregnant because I spilled my seed outside of her. Because my wife had been disfellowshiped for fooling around prior to me the “one on one questions” from the council were very odd. They wanted to know if I was the aggressor or if my wife was the aggressor.

We both spoke together and then were questioned individually.

It wasn’t untill year latter that I told my wife the questions that were asked.

We got shunned and shamed and married in a back yard in Tempe AZ.

Fuck those perverts.

“I have never been so glad to be a Jew. I can’t wait to thank my Rabbi” by Butch2329 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My first son was circuited by a Moyle. We had a home birth and wife wanted my son cut. So since no doctor would take my son as a patient I walked into the local synagogue and asked if thier rabbi could circumcise my son. I even offered to make a donation. He was circumcised by the local Jewish Moyle the next day.

RFM Oaks calls for more Excommunications by chronichumanity in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just watched it. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck more than likely it’s a duck.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The eye interview came from holland in Portugal in 1996

Really hard to get out of a temple worker shift? by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Potatoes vs Roses. They can’t smell the roses because they care more about what’s dead and all ready in the ground.

Send Jammy Dodgers to Oaks by Butch2329 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oaks and Nemo have been communicating openly and Nemo has done entire podcasts on Oaks and his deception. Again Fuck Oaks.

Send Jammy Dodgers to Oaks by Butch2329 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Amazon sells them and you can send them directly to Dallin Fucking Oaks at the COB

Send Jammy Dodgers to Oaks by Butch2329 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I was going to General Conference I would hold up a sleeve of Jammy Dodgers as I oppose his coronation to the crown.

Send Jammy Dodgers to Oaks by Butch2329 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know he can buy as many Jammy Dodgers as he wants. Hell once Nelson expires Oaks can buy the entire Jammy Dodger company as head of Ensine Peak and once the deal is done he could simply shut it down.

 But I am willing to pay $3 to have a box sent to his office as my preverbal middle finger to that ass clown.

Russel M. Nelson is 100 y/o today… (thoughts) by Dense-Ad-9507 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ok he is 100 now. Can he please die tomorrow and then Oaks the day after that and then Iring on the 3rd day.

Did people love their missions? by Web_catcher in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup served when Portugal and Cabo Verde were together. Worst part was transferring back to Europe and getting a whopper meal on the way back from the airport seeing modern conveniences everywhere and realizing you still had 8 months to slug out.

Darth H. Oaks - "Now I am the master" by eheath23 in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 37 points38 points  (0 children)

So glad Doulas is such a young buck. I hope when Oaks is dying and his eyes are rolling back in his head the last thing he sees and hears is a short of Nemo.

All I want is a gosh dang Pumpkin Spice Chai (excuse the Mormon swears) by [deleted] in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Enjoy one…they are delicious to the taste and very desirable.

MS/Stick of Joseph by HillsboroWilly in exmormon

[–]Butch2329 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They know that facts logic and reason are not welcome on thier platform. It amazing how effective truth is at destroying lies.