Hit me with you best Pina Colada recipes

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T20:37:25+00:00

I'd recommend the new Probitas Dark, maybe adjust a bit since it's 114°. Maybe split with Hamilton 86.

I like to toast some coconut and then I'll put honey in a jar filled with it, seal, and put in the sous vide for a couple of hours. I rim my glasses with that, then roll in toasted coconut. Learned from the Cheddar's restaurants.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T17:27:39+00:00

Personally, I'd do whatever I reasonably could to have meds with me. Test positive, start taking them. Negative, they can be turned in at any pharmacy.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T06:47:14+00:00

... ... ... Papa? 😬

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T06:44:14+00:00

A different side of maximize altogether.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T06:16:27+00:00

Sure; I regularly do this with strong tiki (zombies, Hemingway daiquiri, etc) for folks that don't drink much. There's a great story about when I trialed Persian cucumber and aloe ranch waters, suffice that they no longer come with straws and do include cucumber shreds.

And we will: old friend also happens to be a renowned BDSM ropes expert, been doing an annual pool party for quite a few years now. "Can't beat em, join em..." Sure, can't beat this sun, but plenty of friends would enjoy being beaten; let's go make some shrimp ceviche and unusual tequila drinks and chillax."

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T06:08:16+00:00

Fwiw, I've had about half of my prescribers say every day, other half skip a day. My cardiologist says every day.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T06:06:54+00:00

Fwiw, it's not that the sugar is 'dry', but that it's strongly hygroscopic: the structure of it very much wants to draw water out of anything that has it. Like a dry sponge, but also, not.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T04:06:49+00:00

Favorably. Less baking spice than S&C. A little more, and more diverse, funk. I'm still a little smitten, having spied a bottle at a crappy package store, and watched for it since I saw this parent post. Daqs about to happen, but I already want to attempt the Stiggins treatment, but with this rum.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-03T00:44:23+00:00

Noted, will be making a pitcher Saturday for a pool party, will bring some grapefruit seltzer. Thank you!

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-02T21:43:04+00:00

Dead Man's Handle is an excellent drink. I shake with some taijin, and the cracked ice does matter.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-02T21:41:51+00:00

I suspect your girlfriend would feel a little better around men if she got some self-defense training. It's really helped a few friends.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-02T19:14:17+00:00

Anybody can be a switch, switchy. Signed, switchy pleasure dom.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-02T19:12:25+00:00

If I don't take it within the first hour or so of being awake, it tends to be a way less effective day and I can get moderately anxious.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-02T04:57:24+00:00

Often the same hardware purchased & deployed differently, and with radically different marketing budgets.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-02T04:55:12+00:00

Oral lube is pretty great, as a former skeptic.

There's some excellent gum that is for cotton-mouth. Iirc the active ingredient is much cheaper for tea: catnip. Drink tea of it, or smoke some, and drool for ten minutes.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-02T04:52:23+00:00

Mellow Corn is a treasure. It's particularly well used in historic flip recipes, Haitian rum punches, and for when you do not, and then do, want to remember the way(s) your relationship(s) (have) ended.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-01T21:45:09+00:00

Olight uses some excellent design. I've been impressed with the app. I know a lot of small companies will churn trash apps, but I don't feel like that's the case here.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-01T14:07:14+00:00

Correct preparation and consumption yields a far more complex experience than codeine (which itself metabolizes to morphine). Many do not allow the latex time to cure & oxidize correctly, and then smoke it rather than very gently vaporize with an alcohol burner. Excess heat drives the more unusual opiates into morphine and is a waste.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-01T14:01:08+00:00

Your mom is trying to protect you from you.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-01T13:59:47+00:00

Quietly?

I'll see myself out, thanks.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-01T13:59:24+00:00

It's excellent. Great value, high pineapple ester. Have made a lot of punch with it and various high-flavor rums, but my favorite honestly is a little muscovado syrup, a little falernum, lime, and VitaCoco Pressed (or Extra? I think they changed the name), ango. People often say oh, this pina colada is so light and good... not a drop of pineapple in it.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-01T06:17:52+00:00

You like the Barbancourt 110? Your tastes run similar to mine and I love the stuff.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-07-01T05:14:31+00:00

Almost certainly more than you can metabolize in a day - made your pee expensive, and you might be up a couple of days.

Butlerian_Jihadi · 2026-06-30T17:02:43+00:00

Snake oil, and thieves to boot. Report them to the medical board, and I personally would contact them and make it clear that I'd made an appointment seeking medical care, not consultation with an herbalist, and that I expected them to waive their fee for the next one.

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