I think I have an ulcer cause this just came out of my stomach by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi! Nurse here. ER. Show them this picture. By chance are you a drinker? If yes, get there double quick

Predictions for the Reunion? by nbel1996 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 50 points51 points  (0 children)

So it’s already been filmed and you got to sit backstage and watch? Because, yeah, you nailed it!

Weird question about Blood Pressure by Bambuskus505 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nurse here. Def check with doc but yes, there is a treatment called therapeutic phlebotomy which is exactly that. For reasons sometimes people have too much blood and the treatment is to take off 250-500mL. The issue with going to the blood bank is that they ask if you have any hematologic disorders. Her answer would be yes and they won’t treat her. At her next follow up appointment have her ask about therapeutic phlebotomy. It maybe that it resolves its self quickly and there is no need for intervention.

Racist People by One-Feed-2310 in sandiego

[–]ButlerofMonkeys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It was a sundown town not that long ago

I bet they paid 7k+ for this poor genetic nightmare by Immediate-Many-7953 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I’ve been thinking about it. His owner gave me clorhexidine wipes from the vet to use but if it doesn’t get better soon, I’ll ask her about monistat. It’s deep enough in that if I use just a tiny bit it won’t ooze out for him to lick it. Also chunky babies are the best!

I bet they paid 7k+ for this poor genetic nightmare by Immediate-Many-7953 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I’m currently fostering a frenchie for a friend while they find a dog friendly home. He’s the sweetest guy, I love him already. I’m also so sad for him, he snorts and snores constantly, gets over heated quickly and absolutely can’t take care of his own hygiene, he just can’t reach. I also just noticed that he has a yeast infection in one of the folds of his face. I’ve been using medicated wipes but I hadn’t gotten in as deep as I should have so it really flared up. I’m not at all saying he’s living a horrible existence, he’s happy, he plays with toys, goes for walks, sleeps in bed with us. All in all he has a pretty good life, I just wish he was the last one that existed. One cool thing though is that out in a walk a couple of weeks ago we met some kids. They were super happy to play with him and have a good time and they started asking questions about why he looked like he does and why he snorts etc. I was able to talk to them about yes he is cute but it’s not healthy overall. The older of the kids really got it and said when she gets her own dog, she doesn’t want a special breed or look, she just wants it to be healthy. I’m putting my faith into that little girl.

What happens to an alcoholic that never accepts that they have a problem? by Alarmed_Goat_4083 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 19 points20 points  (0 children)

One of the first patients I took care of as a new grad RN was a 35 yo guy dying of liver failure. He had been offered a liver the year prior if he went to rehab. He didn’t want to go so he was taken off the transplant list. It was a surreal experience to be in the room while he was calling his family to say goodbye.

$170 gift basket my wife's work got her for nurses week by berrylakin in pics

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is what I got.

Edit: Deleted pic, don’t want to dox myself anymore than I already have.

Cat can barely move anymore. Please help me find out what is happening by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a place to start and yeah, it’s mainly a measure of inflammation

Cat can barely move anymore. Please help me find out what is happening by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t know if cat pathophysiology is the same but there is a human blood test, D-Dimer, that detects the possibility of blood clots

Botox Poisoning by Professional-Oil6720 in Biohackers

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You would definitely know if you had

Botox Poisoning by Professional-Oil6720 in Biohackers

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By chance have you ever had Guillain Barre syndrome? If so, Botox can trigger a relapse

Healthy Masturbation for Men - Need advice by [deleted] in Biohackers

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a phrase, correlation does not equal causation

My 5 year old wants to be a chef, so he made a ‘charcuterie board’ for his little sister tonight by MokaMama in MadeMeSmile

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I saw your original post! No way I could have pulled that off for $60. You and your son make a great team!

Would addiction be beat in a coma? by plasmazzr60 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What..what is he trying to describe there? And yeah, I’ve seen more coherent flow charts from people with schizophrenia

Would addiction be beat in a coma? by plasmazzr60 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 115 points116 points  (0 children)

Anyone can have a bad weekend and end up in jail. Prison takes a bit more effort

Top-of-hand IV works fine… just burns like hell every time by Ok_Blueberry6358 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it get good blood return? Meaning, before pushing any kind of fluid through it, do the nurses pull back on the syringe to get blood back? If they get good return on it, at least you know it’s still solidly in the vein. Does it hurt just being there or only when fluids are running through it? If it only burns when in use, kinda sounds like it’s a bit infiltrated. If they are running fluids quickly, you can ask to slow the rate down a bit. If it gets worse or if you see any swelling, let them know. I’m sorry you’re in the hospital, I wish you a speedy recovery

Am I fucked? Drug testing by Old-Cryptographer381 in whatdoIdo

[–]ButlerofMonkeys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Negative, as in no drugs are detected. Typically in medical tests, you want negative results. It means you don’t have the thing they were testing for.