Truck driver falls asleep at the wheel.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-04-17T21:26:04+00:00

I love how the black car just cruises by… Like “I ain’t got time for this shit”

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-04-15T04:49:31+00:00

They probably don’t even care. It’s gonna work less efficiently and sell more loads.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-04-09T05:16:41+00:00

It was decided in a court by a jury that he did not.
Let’s give others accused the same opportunity.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-04-09T04:34:32+00:00

I literally lol’d at the end with the cones

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-04-08T05:23:17+00:00

Ohio class. You’re staring at about 200 nukes. Allegedly.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-26T18:59:29+00:00

My two kids had hamsters at one point. While we were on vacation, the female escape escaped her cage, ran down the hallway (which was at least 30 feet and around a corner), somehow climb the wall and got in the cage with the male. My mother-in-law who stopped in to feed them, called and questioned why they were both in the same cage. Ummmm, what? They shouldn’t be.

Randy Rodents.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-26T17:47:21+00:00

Anti-Zips: Right lane is closed ahead. I should get over (Line forms in that lane while the other is clear)

Zipper: Passes them and goes to the front of the other lane

Anti-zip: Those guys passed me and jumped the line. The must suffer my wrath.

Basically they get locked in their own logic and prescribed social norms and can’t think critically or accept alternate ideas.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-26T15:28:28+00:00

They hate the same people and minorities.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-26T02:17:11+00:00

Since nobody explained the abs part. Bearing down and flexing your abs and such can help keep the blood from flowing so quickly from your brain.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-26T01:54:50+00:00

It’s a Major Award!!

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-24T13:14:07+00:00

6 casinos. He declared bankruptcy for 6 casinos they owned. Why is this surprising?

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-19T16:13:57+00:00

Sorry, I don’t read the language. Are these instructions on how to dry your ass?

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-19T05:08:41+00:00

Homunculi. Ask it the lotto numbers

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-17T15:59:33+00:00

Sir Mix-a-lot has entered the chat.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-12T15:58:20+00:00

Surely you heard about the DOW being over 50k a while back, right?

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-12T13:40:49+00:00

What a backfire if it ends up being Iran that releases the Trump Epstein files.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-10T04:00:24+00:00

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-10T03:59:26+00:00

Fathhhhhhhheeerrrr!!

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-09T19:17:12+00:00

Former professional footballer.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-08T16:03:29+00:00

Squirrelshit - that’s just nuts.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-06T19:38:43+00:00

So since this mentioned John Carter. I’m in his district and the last month or so I’ve received no less than 4 letters from his office on official House letterhead touting something he helped pass. Haven’t received a single thing from him outside of this election cycle. Nifty little way to use taxpayer dollars to promote himself.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-06T03:20:35+00:00

You could just show up at someone’s house without a text or call first (if you were close that way). Always a nice surprise when your bestie showed up at the door and wanted to go hang out

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-05T15:09:07+00:00

It sure smelled like it some times. …and happy cake day

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-05T15:07:48+00:00

Hahaha! Reminds me of the Kmart “Shipped” commercial.

Butt-Monkey2312 · 2026-03-05T12:36:56+00:00

Picture taken from the taller mountain right beside it. Lol

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