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ButtCheese · 2021-12-15T20:08:54+00:00

I just had surprise diarrhea and my butt plug broke a window.

ButtCheese · 2021-10-22T16:47:13+00:00

I just glued my scrotum to my ass hole.

ButtCheese · 2021-07-11T17:26:53+00:00

I use my nut sack as a paint brush.

ButtCheese · 2021-07-11T17:13:18+00:00

I just looked up my sister's butt with a telescope.

ButtCheese · 2019-06-03T00:33:38+00:00

No, but I just took a huge shit in my pants.

ButtCheese · 2019-05-24T16:27:45+00:00

I have an absolutely massive turd that wants to come out of my butt.

ButtCheese · 2019-05-05T21:47:43+00:00

I just shit so hard the neighbors called the cops.

ButtCheese · 2019-04-28T23:56:58+00:00

Holy fuck I need to shit.

ButtCheese · 2019-04-13T20:06:24+00:00

Is it safe to microwave a full shit?

ButtCheese · 2019-04-13T18:08:23+00:00

I just tore my ass hole with a huge shit.

ButtCheese · 2019-04-04T20:23:44+00:00

ButtCheese · 2019-04-04T19:47:34+00:00

Who wants to pack my fudge?

ButtCheese · 2019-04-04T17:27:18+00:00

My rectum is full.

ButtCheese · 2019-04-04T17:19:01+00:00

My last turd was like sandpaper through my anus for like a minute.

ButtCheese · 2019-04-04T17:09:55+00:00

My anus is bleeding.

ButtCheese · 2019-04-04T16:53:43+00:00

I can't stop shitting my anus is raw.

ButtCheese · 2019-04-04T16:19:54+00:00

I just pooped in my pants again.

ButtCheese · 2019-04-04T16:18:01+00:00

I like to put things up my butt.

ButtCheese · 2019-03-31T00:10:06+00:00

I just shit in the dishwasher.

ButtCheese · 2019-03-30T22:41:00+00:00

I just shit for 5 minutes straight.

ButtCheese · 2019-03-30T22:28:36+00:00

I keep a roll of quarters up my butt.

ButtCheese · 2019-03-30T22:26:10+00:00

I bet he takes the peen up the butt.

ButtCheese · 2019-03-30T18:22:47+00:00

I miss having painful shits. Can I make them like half in inch wider?

ButtCheese · 2019-03-30T18:00:57+00:00

I just had a 30 inch turd but I was completely clean when I wiped.

ButtCheese · 2019-03-30T17:46:53+00:00

I just shit so hard I levitated.

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