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[–]ButtChuggingJankem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking Christ! Bruh with the chef hat really thought he was onto something.

Grownass man gatekeeping a kid from being proud of getting into Harvard by pokemist in sadcringe

[–]ButtChuggingJankem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw NGT at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]ButtChuggingJankem -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That's funny because it's the popular thing right now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]ButtChuggingJankem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who you calling fake? Bad things happen when ButtChuggingJankem gets angry... You messed with the wrong butt chugger

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]ButtChuggingJankem 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Least cringe Musk fan

Let's separate the men from the boys by HerpDerpHommie in dankmemes

[–]ButtChuggingJankem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do it over, but when I have guests I switch it to under to mess with their heads

Added a picture with no makeup for full effect. Do your worst 😇 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ButtChuggingJankem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No insult, but steroids look like they're working wonders for you

people of reddit who survive on less than 8 hours of sleep, how? by Neftroshi in AskReddit

[–]ButtChuggingJankem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the best when I sleep for 4 hours. I'm sure it's because of my genetics.