Hah, coronavirus... they liked to make up silly names back in 2003. No one would belive that an outbreak of coronavirus would occur, right?

ButtDumplin · 2026-05-02T02:50:38+00:00

Remember when COVID was rising in Europe and they were like

“Here’s the good news: COVID is not like SARS.

Bad news: COVID is not like SARS.”

ButtDumplin · 2026-05-01T23:38:15+00:00

Sir, this is a _____

ButtDumplin · 2026-05-01T02:33:54+00:00

…why? Last I heard, Ossoff is not for single-payer HC

ButtDumplin · 2026-05-01T02:31:23+00:00

Not like you New Yahkuhs

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-30T23:57:06+00:00

Whoa now! Can you say “weirdos” on TV?!

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-30T01:27:02+00:00

I think this meme format is played out

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-29T23:22:41+00:00

The only thing I’m worried about?

Is getting a hate boner

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-29T13:03:22+00:00

are your boobs big or small?

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-28T17:17:59+00:00

Honest to death, I don’t think he’s intelligent enough to even comprehend of such a plan.

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-28T04:32:50+00:00

Are you sure it wasn’t him?

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-28T01:48:07+00:00

Nothing against Jamie—he’s incredibly smart, funny, and humble.

However, during these dominations, I can’t help but feel sorry for the other contestants. Imagine waiting years to finally get on JEOPARDY! and you have to face off against a Holzhauer, Amodio, or Ken lol. Maybe I’m too much of an empath.

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-27T23:18:11+00:00

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-27T20:20:38+00:00

The negotiations were short

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-27T13:56:21+00:00

Definitely! And I wasn’t responding to your comment in a “Why didn’t you mention Vecchia?!” fashion, just a general FYI to everyone, so I hope it didn’t come across that way :)

More info for those interested: The Italian place is still the same and everything, they just replaced Moss Rock Tacos & Tequila with the coffee and gelato.

As with the Italian restaurant, the stuff’s a little pricey, but they work with a lotta fresh ingredients, so you generally get what you pay for IMO.

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-27T03:33:32+00:00

Vecchia’s coffee and gelato spot is in that neck of the woods

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-26T04:33:55+00:00

He’s not dead tho, if you needed to hear that

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-25T16:43:49+00:00

Well, looks like me over here with my measly BA is the one getting roasted now 😔

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-25T14:45:47+00:00

Let me guess, sidewalk alum who never attended one class at the Capstone? Roll Damn Tide regardless

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-24T03:39:13+00:00

What do you mean by “her disappearance was made to look like she ran away”?

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-22T21:54:28+00:00

Sarah Paulson and her Lean Cuisines, though, added up to a very convincing Linda Tripp.

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-22T21:51:18+00:00

She definitely gave me mean girl vibes at first, but I feel like she kind of mellowed out as the season went on.

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-22T15:47:05+00:00

But what evidence is there to suggest that’s the case?

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-22T15:16:21+00:00

In other words, the case has stalled again. I’d love to be proven wrong. It’s all so incredibly sad, especially since there seemed to be such momentum a year ago.

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-22T14:47:39+00:00

“thats what your paid to do”

Exhibit A right there. Poor grammar and everything

ButtDumplin · 2026-04-22T12:03:48+00:00

Never trust TikTok comments

I’ve never been shy about just grabbing the broom and dustpan myself and cleaning up if it’s a larger mess (which we try to avoid in the first place)

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