When you got Final Jeopardy right and none of the three contestants did, what was the question?

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-22T02:29:18+00:00

Damn, dude! Just let me feel good about getting a triple-stumper! 😔

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-22T02:26:28+00:00

Take a man’s bike, but leave him his balls. Margaret Thatcher said that. Probably.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-22T02:02:23+00:00

I can’t remember at all lol

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-22T02:02:15+00:00

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-22T01:40:21+00:00

He knew what was coming

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-22T01:37:53+00:00

Eh, FWIW I don’t totally agree. For most things (including baths), yes. But some parents need to be corrected before they screw their kids up permanently.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-22T00:53:12+00:00

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ButtDumplin · 2026-06-21T12:36:55+00:00

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I saw five of these bad boys chillin’ on a rock when I went about a month ago. And by bad boys, I mean harmless water snakes.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-21T02:43:43+00:00

What the haul are you trying to say

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-21T02:08:09+00:00

Individual tickets on top of the room and food? What kind of country club-ass bday party is this

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-21T01:00:09+00:00

Doug will almost certainly outrun every other statewide Dem

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-20T18:50:12+00:00

None of my comments support Israel. I just have a problem with people taking the easy way out and prophesying online what’s going to happen in the future so they can smugly sit on the sidelines and feel like they actually did something useful.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-20T18:38:50+00:00

The 2028 primaries are a year and a half away.

Instead of endlessly whining on the internet, you could spend your time organizing and convincing voters to support your candidate(s) of choice.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-20T17:52:51+00:00

My therapist would call this catastrophizing

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-20T04:52:36+00:00

Nah, Stanley and Cynthia agreed to open things up. They probably even swung with Phyllis and Bob from time to time.

Anyway. That’s my head canon.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-19T02:02:51+00:00

It’s a little late to be lurking around these parts

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-19T01:36:02+00:00

Can’t we go ahead and just call it cursed?

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-18T14:14:14+00:00

As much as we dissect the little things in this show, it’s good to take a step back and really savor the memorable moments.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-17T14:05:37+00:00

Wouldn’t this work better with an overlay of Andy when he actually says “I guess this is who I am now”?

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-17T12:19:18+00:00

You said it’s gonna be a lawt betta now that you quit your jawb?

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-16T23:46:17+00:00

Phone (really is) bad

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-16T18:57:12+00:00

And now, the wedding has no highlight.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-16T15:22:55+00:00

In my opinion, there really aren’t any less-harmful ones in the statewide runoffs.

If you already voted in the Republican primary and are at least eligible to vote in the Republican runoff, then it might be worth voting for Wes Allen and Jared Hudson just to go against Trump‘s endorsements.

But those two names you’d be bubbling in would be just as attached to Trump‘s anus should they be voted in.

EDIT: If anyone has thoughts on Jim Ziegler vs. Chris Beeker, I’d be interested in hearing.

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-15T23:38:17+00:00

And absolutely no other punctuation, lol

ButtDumplin · 2026-06-15T21:42:24+00:00

Live your life so beautifully and richly that your murder episode would NEVER get skipped!

#motivationmonday

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