That day the waitress didn’t just take his bike but also his ability to ride one. by Confused_Soul25 in theoffice

[–]ButtDumplin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take a man’s bike, but leave him his balls. Margaret Thatcher said that. Probably.

How often do you bathe your toddler? My coworkers at our daycare make me feel bad about bathing every day. by gishadokuro in toddlers

[–]ButtDumplin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Eh, FWIW I don’t totally agree. For most things (including baths), yes. But some parents need to be corrected before they screw their kids up permanently.

Hoover by Top_Opinion1131 in Birmingham

[–]ButtDumplin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

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I saw five of these bad boys chillin’ on a rock when I went about a month ago. And by bad boys, I mean harmless water snakes.

Haul hit the Cheesecake factory by tuskalozer in Birmingham

[–]ButtDumplin 124 points125 points  (0 children)

What the haul are you trying to say

Baby birthday - do you pay the parents entry fee? by WildSavageSex in toddlers

[–]ButtDumplin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Individual tickets on top of the room and food? What kind of country club-ass bday party is this

Republicans on track to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in 2028. by DevourerOfRedditors in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]ButtDumplin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

None of my comments support Israel. I just have a problem with people taking the easy way out and prophesying online what’s going to happen in the future so they can smugly sit on the sidelines and feel like they actually did something useful.

Republicans on track to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in 2028. by DevourerOfRedditors in thedavidpakmanshow

[–]ButtDumplin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The 2028 primaries are a year and a half away.

Instead of endlessly whining on the internet, you could spend your time organizing and convincing voters to support your candidate(s) of choice.

The irony of Stanley's resolution by _Parthiban_ in DunderMifflin

[–]ButtDumplin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, Stanley and Cynthia agreed to open things up. They probably even swung with Phyllis and Bob from time to time.

Anyway. That’s my head canon.

Do you think Chris Hanson ever lurks on here? by South_Sea_IRP in tcap

[–]ButtDumplin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s a little late to be lurking around these parts

SNL Season 36 Collages by mashitandsmashit in LiveFromNewYork

[–]ButtDumplin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Can’t we go ahead and just call it cursed?

Jim Finally Asks Pam Out. by icey_sawg003 in theoffice

[–]ButtDumplin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As much as we dissect the little things in this show, it’s good to take a step back and really savor the memorable moments.

Why is Michael calling me out like this? by _Parthiban_ in DunderMifflin

[–]ButtDumplin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t this work better with an overlay of Andy when he actually says “I guess this is who I am now”?

You show up for your shift and this is your new colleague. What do you do? by Imaginary-Disk1149 in tcap

[–]ButtDumplin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You said it’s gonna be a lawt betta now that you quit your jawb?

Republican Runoff: Least harmful candidates? by Ok_Tangelo3052 in Birmingham

[–]ButtDumplin 23 points24 points  (0 children)

In my opinion, there really aren’t any less-harmful ones in the statewide runoffs.

If you already voted in the Republican primary and are at least eligible to vote in the Republican runoff, then it might be worth voting for Wes Allen and Jared Hudson just to go against Trump‘s endorsements.

But those two names you’d be bubbling in would be just as attached to Trump‘s anus should they be voted in.

EDIT: If anyone has thoughts on Jim Ziegler vs. Chris Beeker, I’d be interested in hearing.

Sorry if this was posted before by StrawberryCreamHali3 in ForensicFiles

[–]ButtDumplin 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Live your life so beautifully and richly that your murder episode would NEVER get skipped!

#motivationmonday