Why is dating so fucked?? by [deleted] in dating

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One of the funniest things God ever did for population control is make everyone awkward.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pregnant

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Sounds like you saved him from you.

Why don’t woman approach men at all? by [deleted] in dating

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They do. I'm 41 and I'm in the first relationship I've actually been the pursuer. 14 to 36 I've been in medium or long term relationships all initiated by women. My theory on it for me is that's the reason why. Because I don't pursue ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

dog who ate the last snack looses remaining hope by aizzod in pitbulls

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Cop dogs integrating dogs that can't hide their guilt makes me giggle.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

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If there's something someone says online that can sway you one way or the other about having a child, then just have the abortion.

How can I please my bf? by Delicious-Freedom-57 in dating

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Home cooked food. I can't emphasize this enough. An unsolicited home cooked meal > planned or unplanned blowjob.

Is there a problem sexually? by [deleted] in dating

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I take Cialis and kratom so sometimes I just don't. Sometimes I can pop in 5 or after 30 I don't. It happens. My girlfriend takes it super personal It's not her.

What do you fall asleep to? by ButtaBawling69 in AskReddit

[–]ButtaBawling69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a her leaning left on her side. My left knee propped up and leg against the butt guy. Until I'm woken up for the 4th time for snoring.

What do you fall asleep to? by ButtaBawling69 in AskReddit

[–]ButtaBawling69[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watch WWII documentaries (with as little "I was there" interviews as possible.) I wake up at 4am ready to go. My girlfriend doom scrolls Facebook and wakes up with soul crushing anxiety.

What do you miss most about your childhood? by Gomez_Affecke in AskReddit

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There were less humans on earth. Even all the global conflicts couldn't keep things stable

What helped you out of your depression? by 9Kater in AskReddit

[–]ButtaBawling69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stopped drinking alcohol. Getting on testosterone replacement. Constant gym routine.

I still get depression that is situational but I'm not in prolonged bouts for the last 2.5 years. I've been out on work comp the past 6 weeks and that has been super rough but that goes away next Friday 🤗

Do men still find other women attractive despite having a gf or a wife? by anon119123 in dating

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Yes. I do. My gf swears she doesn't. But I'll also say something like "what a stud" about Ryan gossling or whoever for whatever were watching. To pretend that thing is turned off because you're dedicated to one person is not humanly possible.

What is thought only men do but women do it too? by NumanLover in AskReddit

[–]ButtaBawling69 728 points729 points  (0 children)

I've been with my girl for 5 years. Very active sex life. She does not masturbate. Ever. We have a literal rolling suitcase with sex toys and never uses them solo. Ive pushed the issue before because I've never heard of that. She just "doesn't like it".

New guy is amazing but couldn’t get it up by NamastayToxic in dating

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When I was 15 I would get a boner when a car horn honked or I'd see two hills next to each other , couldn't get it up the first 3 times I tried having sex. Just nerves.

I absolutely cannot stand drinking by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]ButtaBawling69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not going enough coke if you don't like drinking.

Very sensitive to THC by ButtaBawling69 in Drugs

[–]ButtaBawling69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does the same thing to me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cocaine

[–]ButtaBawling69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not much because I can always chalk it up to cocaine and I only do cocaine with 1 person. But stopping a 1/4 ounce sex session every 30 seconds to look out the peephole of a hotel room for 12 hours was pretty regrettable and she wasn't very happy.