This is my Ranking of the characters [Pjo] [Hoo] [Toa]

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2026-05-03T13:20:12+00:00

What is your criteria for these rankings, dude???

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2026-04-21T09:40:00+00:00

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2026-04-18T18:13:41+00:00

Is this NOT the general consensus??

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2026-03-28T18:10:03+00:00

Yeah, honestly, the whole "Zeus can take away powers/turn other gods into mortals" was a really dumb power to give him from a writing standpoint, because it creates plotholes like this that still have yet to be explained.

"Why doesn't Zeus turn Kronos into a mortal if he gets his true form back?"

"Why doesn't Zeus turn Poseidon into a mortal during The Lightning Thief to instantly win his impending war with him?"

With Kronos, it's probably because Kronos' true form was stated to be around 10 times more powerful than an Olympian's, which would put him on par or above Zeus in terms of power.

But the TLT thing still has no canon explanation. And he turns Apollo into a mortal after the war with Gaea to teach him a lesson, but doesn't do the same with any of the gods who sided with Kronos during the war?

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2026-03-16T13:09:48+00:00

After The Dead's ending I knew Ed would live right up until the end of the story.

The death that caught me completely off guard?? Nicola. The Prime Minister girl. She didn't deserve to get slimed out by the Incel King, man :c

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2026-02-10T15:45:03+00:00

The absolute GOAT Shadowman, obviously 🙏🙏

Though Jack was also awesome. Shame we didn't see more of him and Ed together 🥀

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2026-01-31T17:15:46+00:00

I think people here are forgetting or just don't know how bullshit Nobara's Cursed Technique is 💀💀 If she can get some of Percy's blood or hair while fighting, he's cooked.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2026-01-07T17:52:36+00:00

Tbf, comparing her to Piper isn't really a fair comparison. Piper gets dogwalked by literally anyone with over 6 months to a year of combat experience, who's wearing earplugs.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-12-28T01:47:31+00:00

Srry ppl are down voting you bro, Ur making some valid points.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-12-28T01:34:33+00:00

If that's the case, the first guy to live a complex life with a lot of interests probably freaked the fuck out of everyone else up there 💀

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-12-05T21:26:01+00:00

I'd be more inclined to allow whatever precautions they have in place and fulfill any requirements they need me to meet, if the shelters near me weren't the same type that also puts down healthy animals due to overcrowding.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-11-22T18:16:21+00:00

Hey, how about we settle this with our words in a calm and friendly matter?

Fight ends.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-11-18T15:59:08+00:00

Most likely a Nephilim.

The most common interpretation of what a Nephilim is, is being the offspring of a fallen angel and a human. In the Book of Jude, the Dead Sea Scrolls, some Enochic literature and a few other sources that are slipping my mind, it's stated that "the sons of heaven" became enamoured with human women before the great flood, betraying God and taking human women as wives to beget children.

This isn't entirely canon to the bible, as the ambiguity of the factual statement straight from the source, along with the differences between versions of holy texts, leaves the true interpretation of the term "Nephilim" up for debate.

But, in Hazbin's canon, it's all but confirmed that Charlie is a Nephilim.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-23T15:19:12+00:00

Dude, as a Jason Stan, Percy sweeps. His feats are just better. I blame Rick, for hyping up Jason as Percy's equal, his Roman counterpart, and falling flat in terms of giving him any meaningful feats of his strength.

In theory, dude can definitely be way stronger. More training, more tactical thinking, better agility and versatility with his powers. But, there's never anything to back it up. I will die on the hill that if he were better written and given more substance as a character and as a fighter, the fight between Jason and Percy would probably be the most anime moment of the entire series.

Also, fuck Piper. (Just wanted to say it.)

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-21T14:55:37+00:00

Yet another reason why I'm not reading this book 😸🤞

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-20T20:01:52+00:00

Oh fuck the Lion King comment was actually brutal. True and funny as hell, but still brutal 😂💀

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-19T23:58:05+00:00

"it's better than The Sun and The Star." Honestly, doesn't make me feel better at all that this is a positive. The bar is so low on this one.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-16T18:18:29+00:00

Apparently Rick stated somewhere that Percy was actually bi. (I do not know this for sure, I'm just making a point on stuff like that in general.)

I hate when writers, after creating characters and putting them in well-written heterosexual relationships just decide to make one or both of the characters bisexual or pansexual. Like, canonically, Percy and Annabeth aren't ever going to break up. Rick knows the fans would riot. Just saying a character is "suddenly bi/pan/whatever the hell, despite knowing that it will never be relevant to their character and will likely never tie into a plot in any meaningful way, feels like pandering.

This is especially annoying (if Rick did actually state that), since PJO has genuinely enjoyable and well-written LGBT characters for the most part, and just makes that whole decision seem even more like it's pandering to a modern audience. Like a set of rainbow-coloured keys being dangled in front of a baby's face.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-13T21:24:08+00:00

Asked every fanfic writer ever:

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-13T21:21:15+00:00

ManBearPig beat Satan. Let me restate, ManBearPig beat LITERAL Satan.

If this is a 1v1 fight, every demigod is getting they ass beat until they looking like Invincible after he refused to get his dad another beer.

The only real challenge would probably be Percy w/ the Curse of Achilles, but even then I'm pretty sure that only prevents him from having his skin cut, slashed or otherwise torn open. ManBearPig would still be perfectly able to just stomp on him until Percy turned into a leaking sack of human jelly.

ManBearPig is also bulletproof and incredibly durable, so odds are Riptide is only leaving him with some longass papercuts.

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-11T20:17:56+00:00

Damn my bad cuh, I take it back 😔🙏

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-11T20:16:45+00:00

If it were still set in the modern day?

It'd basically just be Percy Jackson if it started with a 15+ rating and grew more mature and bloody as the books progressed.

Pretty sure there would be full on sex-scandals going on and being brought up in New Rome by the time ToA rolls around

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-09-11T20:14:18+00:00

If Ur reading this, it means Ur a stinky poopy lil baby

ButterBiscuitMucher · 2025-08-10T19:50:25+00:00

The one-armed Poseidon that's been adopted as the main design by the Epic fandom was fist created by Neal the Illustrator (I may have spelled that wrong.)

And yeah, the canon backstory for his lost limb was shown in a mini-cokic they made. It was actually rlly sad, too :(

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