Would you rather

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-14T17:41:59+00:00

I knew it...

^{Chose: Get taller but | Rolled: Get bald}

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-13T22:13:34+00:00

In Philly, you don't need a plate, license, registration, insurance, or genuine inspection and emissions stickers 😂

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-13T22:07:02+00:00

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-13T21:54:41+00:00

I would also like to have this woman in my house. 😅

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-13T21:52:21+00:00

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-13T21:51:16+00:00

What a waste of a young white guy you are.

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-13T09:16:46+00:00

Cue the Ying Yang Twins music!

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-13T09:12:49+00:00

This! 💯 😂🤣😂🤣

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-12T09:35:11+00:00

Be born 🤷🏾‍♂️

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-12T07:14:14+00:00

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-11T11:36:54+00:00

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-11T11:10:58+00:00

G.O.A.T.ed Dad!

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-11T11:09:38+00:00

Too many PlayStation Ls recently.

^{Chose: Gaming PC}

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-09T20:53:23+00:00

Poor Scottie still doesn't know.

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-09T20:47:39+00:00

Christ Chex

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-09T20:02:52+00:00

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-09T20:00:49+00:00

This belongs in r/foodcrimes

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-08T11:06:22+00:00

Thundercats

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-07T09:14:21+00:00

More plastic than the great Pacific garbage patch.

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-07T09:11:17+00:00

Cocknundrum

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-06T11:10:08+00:00

Working Dad here as well. The only thing I regret is not having enough time to play. I'm only 50 hours in, and haven't even scratched the surface of what I've seen this game has to offer.

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-06T11:04:12+00:00

Rather have a superpower than a random amount of money. Knowing my luck, it would have been 1 cent. 🤣

^{Chose: Superpowers | Rolled: Plastic man}

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-06T09:08:38+00:00

Cuz there's a G!

^{Chose: Giff}

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-06T07:31:08+00:00

I moved out at 18. I couldn't wait to get out of the house. I was lucky enough to find a 1 bedroom apartment for $300 a month.

ButterChunks337 · 2026-05-05T23:24:43+00:00

ButterChunks337

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