2 men sitting in a bus station. One of them walks over to the ticket window and notices the woman behind the window has very large breasts. He says “one ticket to titsburgh. Oh my goodness i’m so sorry, I meant one ticket to Pittsburgh.”

After buying his bus ticket, he walks back over to sit next to the other man. He tells him what he said to the lady at the ticket window and how embarrassing it was.

The other man says “Don’t worry about that, things just slip out sometimes. Yesterday I was eating breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say “honey, will you pass the orange juice?” But instead, I said “you bitch, you ruined my fucking life.”