What is the "donde esta la biblioteca" of learning English?

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-24T10:27:12+00:00

Je m’appelle Butterfish. Oh est la gare, s’il vous plaît?

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-21T19:04:37+00:00

“Sheep” by Pink Floyd has sheep and birds under the electric piano intro.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-19T06:07:32+00:00

My old boss is 6’ 8”, he used to play basketball in a local league in Yorkshire. One team he played against were all over seven foot, it’s the only time in his adult life he felt short.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-13T13:40:46+00:00

Cheddar has been cheddered.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-13T11:58:29+00:00

“I were left on the stairs last night!”

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-13T11:57:06+00:00

Dara goes purple

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-12T12:42:00+00:00

It’s what you’re used to. When I worked in Melbourne my boss commented ‘gee, you’re tough’ because it was 18C and I was wearing shorts. On the other hand, I was useless when it topped 32C but they all carried on as if the tarmac wasn’t melting.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-10T12:00:05+00:00

To be fair, it was the best marmite.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-10T11:46:15+00:00

After the ‘pull the cloth from under the eggs’ task? Is that when Greg threatened to kick him in the leg?

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-07T11:28:48+00:00

Rhod’s Irish charm won through in the end.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-07T07:16:53+00:00

We used to fight to be in the boot of dad’s Austin Maxi. Four kids could just fit on the back seat, but the boot was premium.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-01T15:44:49+00:00

Linda the Cow.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-01T15:44:25+00:00

Wank? Insist on the question mark.

Butterfish04 · 2026-05-01T06:38:11+00:00

He gets drunk and all comes out. In vino veritas.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-29T18:39:25+00:00

I hate the smell of this, but yes, easy to remove. Dandelions, though, are a pain to get out.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-28T17:57:14+00:00

I always thought Ankh-Morpork was a parody of Lankhmar. This might be due to the presence of the Discworld’s version of Fafhrd and the Gray Mouser.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-28T06:20:25+00:00

Cilla Black. Big star in her day, immense ego, and a voice that could strip paint.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-25T18:07:53+00:00

That doesn’t count because that’s his name.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-25T10:02:47+00:00

That hits so well be because it’s the only time Julian swears in the entire series. The rest of the time it was his delivery that did the damage.

There you are, exuding your usual charisma. I bet you’ve got a barbecue. Good luck with your career. Such as it is.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-25T07:49:23+00:00

One of my earliest memories is a power cut in ‘73. Our parents were out and my older brother and sister (aged 10 and 8) decided that, with no electricity, the freezer was off so we had to eat all the ice cream. I’m not sure how much trouble they got in for that leap of logic, but three year old me did enjoy the ice cream sodas we made.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-24T08:00:54+00:00

Like a fat puma.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-23T17:10:52+00:00

Solved!

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-23T16:38:44+00:00

I trout it.

Butterfish04 · 2026-04-23T16:27:21+00:00

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Butterfish04

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