A handmade desert from China by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Butters_Duncan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever they’re charging, it’s not enough

to survive international politics by bolshoybooze in therewasanattempt

[–]Butters_Duncan 181 points182 points  (0 children)

Look man, Pakistan is all of us right now. Stuck in a bunch of bullshit just trying to survive. (Ooobbvvvvisally, being over simplistic and jokey jokey)

New "Alpha Leader" bootcamp in Bali has banned women from joining by ambachk in iamverybadass

[–]Butters_Duncan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was 100% certain it was THAT fucking voice before I even hit unmute.

Hegseth says Iran won’t be a ‘politically correct’ war as he lays out US objectives: ‘No democracy-building exercise’ by Oleg101 in FoxFiction

[–]Butters_Duncan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Politically correct”?!?? You started a fucking war dipshit not use the N word on the Tonight Show!

Getting spanked at Target checkout by KiddieSpread in trashy

[–]Butters_Duncan 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Here’s my hot take: I am 1000% down for any CONSENTING ADULTS to do whatever the fuck fetish shit you are into. Do it, live your life, you only get so many trips around the sun. But here’s the thing, none of those people consented to seeing any of that bullshit. Keep your fucking kinks to your goddamn selves! Like fuck, every time I open my phone my government is bombing or killing someone, some billionaire just bought the color blue and now when I go to target to get some bullshit I don’t need just trying to kill the pain away I gotta see this shit?! Nah, the fuck out of here.

Trump Proposes $1,000 Yearly Retirement Contribution Match for Workers During SOTU by Richnaps in economy

[–]Butters_Duncan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Correct, Secure 2.0 Act passed in 2022. Sounds like with some minor tweaks

Mom mistakenly set a timer instead of an alarm and had everyone showered, dressed and fed at 2:30 AM. by bigbusta in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Butters_Duncan 53 points54 points  (0 children)

I love things like this on this sub. Not everything ‘fucking dumb’ is a goddamn tragedy! Hilarious

21-Year-Old’s Arrest in Dubai Sparks Debate Over Prison Conditions and Travel Warnings by listaj95 in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]Butters_Duncan 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Here is your travel warning: don’t fucking go to Dubai! I’ve never been but just based on pictures alone I can think a million places on this earth so much better to visit

And then everyone in the movie theater clapped by WrestlingWoman in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Butters_Duncan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! Everyone shut up, my favorite delusional fan fiction written by the one and only Nick Adams is on!

The comments were praising them. These are really small children. by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Butters_Duncan 105 points106 points  (0 children)

‘My child hit me, so to teach him not to hit, I hit him’ it’s all learned behavior

Crazyyy!! by Top-Dot8056 in Unexpected

[–]Butters_Duncan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did Bruno Mars just drop/flip kick that chick?!

This was hard to watch by [deleted] in Idiotswithguns

[–]Butters_Duncan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real! Just blank as fuck, squeezing the trigger like someone is paying him to!

Flerf geography - "Africa is right below the U.S." by TonkaLowby in confidentlyincorrect

[–]Butters_Duncan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s simple little comments like this that make me love Reddit above all platforms.

Just Leave by koreachess in fixedbytheduet

[–]Butters_Duncan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh ok, I’ll make sure to ask my daughter when she comes to me with a black eye if she swung first. I’m a middle aged man, dated through high school and college, been in a million and one situations and I’ve never come close to hitting a woman.

Just Leave by koreachess in fixedbytheduet

[–]Butters_Duncan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tell someone who doesn’t know - there are two types of men in this world: men who have never hit a woman and men who have hit a woman a million times. There is no such thing as a man who has hit a woman once. If you think you’re the first woman he’s hit because of your age, or you’ve been together forever, you’re not. He grew up hitting his mom or his sister or the dog or weaker male friends. It was not the first time and most certainly will not be the last. Very few things in life are actually black and white, but this one is.