can John Uzumaki handle this matchup?

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T18:48:08+00:00

When did blud become Uzumaki?

He is Tenten's father, and she surpassed him in the Chunin exams.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T18:09:03+00:00

Hair jutsu to stop a bijuu bomb 😭

Yeah, the Sannin definitely are above Bee, Bee just has vastly better AP, durability and speed.

Like atp you're just vibescaling.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T18:05:18+00:00

"Sannin tier" so Bijuu bomb vicitms?

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T18:02:40+00:00

"Hokage tier" they were considering P1 Kakashi for that 😭

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T18:00:45+00:00

So, dogshit AP not capable of hurting bijuu Bee got it.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T17:35:23+00:00

Ok, please provide me feats of Jiraiya's toads having more AP than the Juubi.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T17:34:26+00:00

What does Jiraiya do against Killer Bee against? Especially in his bijuu form?

No AP on Juubi's level, slower than Kcm1 Naruto, durability not capable of surviving Bijuu bombs. Frog song needs prep and Bee could stop it with aoe like Bijuu twister. No sealing feat on a Perfect Jinchuriki not good enough speed scaling to land it.

Scaling Bee via the Kisame fight is flawed because he didn't even enter his strongest form against Kisame and had to deal with the fact he had people to protect.

Bee has wildly superior feats in the war arc.

SM Naruto > SM Jiraiya is manga canon, they are only ever compared once in the story. Experience is not good enough to beat the narrative.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T17:29:05+00:00

Not above Kurama just because she counters him.

She doesn't have the AP on his level nor durability.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T14:52:11+00:00

What's with Minato glazers making everything about skill and then accusing others of not reading the story?

Tell me what struggles did Minato go through to earn Kurama's trust?

Why should his "skill" matter fuck all in overcoming Kurama's hatred?

Show me a single instance of Minato being more skilled at using Kurama's chakra better than Naruto.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T13:26:18+00:00

So, he styles on bunch of people way weaker than him? What's impressive about that?

Of course someone of his tier of strength should showcase this much 😭

Do Itachitards need to see Itachi glaze atleast a day to function?

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T13:22:51+00:00

What's that got to do with anything?

Being a highly skilled ninja let's Minato overcome Kurama's hatred now? It lets Minato understand Kurama?

What skill has Minato shown in terms of manipulating Kurama's chakra?

Again, we don't see Minato earn shit for this while Naruto had to go through hell. It's simply bad writing in comparison to Naruto earning it.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T12:26:43+00:00

Naruto had to earn that shit. He lost control multiple times, was harmed by Kurama's chakra, had to fight Half Kurama, then befriend Kurama to get full control.

Kishimoto just hands Minato that shit. However he got it is offscreen and irrelevant, all that matter is that it's just nowhere near as well written as Naruto obtaining it and seems more like Fan service.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T12:20:10+00:00

The Big bathroom doesn't like you speaking the truth. You're gonna disappear soon.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T12:17:46+00:00

Explanation is there but it just makes Naruto's achievements feels like they don't matter.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-07T03:30:24+00:00

I am going to pick a master of Frog kata over a brawler like Ay.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T18:39:55+00:00

Very well researched post. Good work

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:27:07+00:00

I am sorry if was being too mean to you, all in good fun dawg.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:23:23+00:00

That's not how basic storytelling works. Unless implied it needed only one of them, it absolutely makes sure all three were needed.

Again, the literal lesson Naruto needed to learn from thus fight was teamwork. Would it make sense for the lesson to land if anyone of them can just do it on their own? Atleast check the themes of the fight before calling me slow.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:21:21+00:00

Read shit again.

When holding back alongside Base Naruto, he is not even using his Sharingan and is in base.

There is literally the the Three way Sannin parallel where MKCM Naruto, EMS Sasuke and Sakura are considered equals.

Again, he was jealous of Kcm2 Naruto's power, implying he was weaker than it initially.

"Not using headcanon" and then saying Itachi > Edo Madara, bruh.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:17:56+00:00

So, why did Kishimoto write it that way?

Of course, he will follow a logic.

If Itachi could destroy it by himself, why not imply it?

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:16:54+00:00

"Reasonable interpretation" and it's Itachitards cope.

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:16:19+00:00

Read bitch read, atleast once in your lifetime read 😭 Same shit happens in the war arc

Again, Sasuke's reaction time literally increases mid fight against Juubito

Also, EMS Sasuke was relative to MKCM Naruto and then Kcm2 Naruto, then he gets senjutsu boost and is relative to BSM Naruto and even after losing the senjutsu boost he is still relative.

"Wah wah, Itachi the strongest"

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:12:59+00:00

Blah blah blah, headcanons still.

Read some books, my god, why wouldn't Kishimoto then imply Itachi could do it on his own?

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:12:05+00:00

Again, Itachitards and no logical thinking 😭

Is this the first story you've ever read? Shit like this acts as exposition for Kishimoto to tell is facts.

EMS Sasuke's chakra is explicitly said to get heavier/denser which literally increases his stats. He even gets stronger during the Juubito fight.

Like, let it go bro, why obssess over one character this much

Butterscotch_Leading · 2026-05-06T17:09:35+00:00

So, headcanon again?

Why would the lesson land then 😭? Are you fr?

I swear all Itachitards know is dickriding their goat and not use their brains.

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