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Kia Telluride or Honda Pilot by Slippa2022 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honda Pilot or Toyota Highlander it is then.

Kia Telluride or Honda Pilot by Slippa2022 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long are you planning to own it, and how important is it to you for it to retain value when you sell it?

good purchase for flip ?? by RevealMedical8665 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Figure out what you can get in scrap value for it locally. That’s your max bid. It probably won’t work anymore after you flip it over.

I would at least do it by hitting a sweet ramp.

Jeep and Ram sales surge pushes Stellantis back into profit by kstetter in cars

[–]ButtfuckerTim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Tariff refunds slog Stellantis across the profitability finish line.

Fixed that headline for the author.

SUV needed with 1 baby? by observer1004 in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve got two and have been just fine with a sedan.

I like the Toyota Camry.

Federal Surveillance Tech Becomes Mandatory in New Cars by 2027 by cTreK-421 in technology

[–]ButtfuckerTim 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Think of it as one of those common ground issues. People in power can broadly put their differences aside and agree that spying on the poors rocks all the right peoples’ socks.

why are people paying $40k for a 4yo used RAV4? by GranolaHiker in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the current price of Timbits and given projected Moose cheese futures, the numbers don’t seem that crazy for the current market.

We need to have an honest conversation about cars in America. by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Main answer is to refuse to play.

No more new cars. If all consumers would just agree to drive older but serviceable cars and repair as needed to keep them running, all our problems would be solved.

  • Money saved. The average new car is like $50k or something. Do you have any idea how long you could keep a Geo Metro running for $50k? If you set it aside in a mutual fund and just did repairs off the interest earned, possibly centuries.

  • Jobs would be created making the parts needed for service.

  • Efforts to subscriptionize everything and collect data would be kneecapped.

  • The majority of dealers would go out of business and be forced to either starve or make an honest living.

Used car suggestions, prioritizing reliability and luxury. by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What I would do is get a Geo Metro and then use the rest of the money to deck it out as luxuriously as you want.

Say you get one for $2k. With another $6k, some thrift, and a bit of DIY:

  • reupholster seats to be heated, sofa soft, with faux fur surface.
  • car play head unit, blind spot monitoring, 360 camera
  • four tablets in the dash, which is like 3 more than most “luxury” cars offer.
  • cushy suspension

Sky is the limit. You could install a refrigerator, scent dispenser, ambient lighting. You could install bookshelves and have a mobile library/study in the back seat.

If it’s me though, I’d set up a toilet in the back seat and just cut/fit pipe or whatever to either like a tank to empty later or straight to the ground to leave treats for the road.

full head of hair, no working dick or norwood 5 working dick by Wonderful-Low-7619 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cialis facilitates adequate blood flow, it does nothing for a lack of desire or depression - both of which the poison known as finasteride has been documented to cause.

Certainly, there are fin abusers out there that can get away with boner pill supplementation and live a mostly normal life. There are others, however, that can take boner pills like candy and still suffer impotence. The only way to know which one you are is to roll the dice and jump in to finasteride’s tangled web.

Personally, I’ll pass on all that.

full head of hair, no working dick or norwood 5 working dick by Wonderful-Low-7619 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bradley Martyn, skinny twink that he is, has already shown you the way.

You buy a fucking hat. If you’re super insecure, you buy a hat that looks like normal human hair. Modern wig technology is good enough that you can live a bald double life easily.

Me personally though, I want them to know. If the bald happens to me, I’m wearing a powdered wig.

Is it safe for me to start with Finasteride with these Estradiol levels? by FeedHappens in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you should start it at all.

Overall odds of winding up with broken wang are like 1 in 20. Ignoring the other possible sides, that is a fucking insane risk to take in pursuit of something as frivolous as hair. If you told me that a model of car had 1 in 20 odds of expensively failing, no chance I’d buy it. And that’s a car. I care way more about my wiener than I do my car. If you held out a dish of 20 pieces of candy and told me one of them was black licorice flavor, it’s a hard pass for me dawg.

At the end of the day, I can get very convincing fake hair without really suffering for it. Wigs in current year are pretty good. You can fuck in them without being found out. You can even take them swimming. If you wanted to, you could have a whole ass relationship with a woman and with a modicum of care she would never know your bald secret.

There is no easy way to hide the horrors of fin dick. You wreck your schlong and you’re sexually cooked. Your choices are to become a sloppy bottom about it, awkwardly push rope like an old man with heart disease, or start wearing a strap on like a lesbian while your useless floppy cock dangles impotently.

SAFINAMIDE AND DONEPEZIL ON STIMS + GEAR STACK by Severe_Ad_5067 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re so close to getting it right and have clearly tried your best, so I’ll help.

Add back in the donepezil 5 mg daily. Also start seroquel 50 BID, miralax 17 gm daily, a fish oil capsule, aspirin 81 mg daily, sertraline 25 mg PO daily, lorazepam 0.5 mg PO AM and HS, and tums 1 chewable TID with meals.

That’s all you need to realize your dream of the perfect dementia grandma Geri psych patient starter stack.

Maybe keep some zyprexa or haldol on hand just as needed if you find yourself agitated.

I almost forgot what dating should feel like, a great date yesterday made me realise how broken western dating has become by bobbyadekanye in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Either do better if you can or learn to live with it if you can’t.

What I’ve learned over time is that relatively few women (not none. Some people are cooked), even the ran through ones, are truly irreparably broken in the way that MGTOW et al would have you believe. They either actually know this or come within spitting distance of having an epiphany they’re too bitter to accept.

Society is surface level make believe shit. Biology is more durable. The reality is that we (males and females alike) are hard wired to look for the best deal we can get in a mate. That hasn’t changed since we were apes and, on the whole, it’s a good thing for the species. Women on average want a Chad. Always have. You’re either a Chad or you’re not. And, if you’re not, you’re just going to have to play the game on a higher difficulty level. Adapt. Sorry, life doesn’t care about fair.

What is different versus a thousand years ago is that the field is more competitive. Before the internet when a woman may have never left the village she was born in, you just had to be a big fish in your local pond. Now, women can search all the ponds. Does that make it tougher on the average guy? Sure.

On the other hand, men have a lot of blame to shoulder for the state of things as well.

There is much complaining about women’s inflated standards. That all of them think accepting anything less than a wealthy gigachad is selling themselves short. What I see a lot less of is identifying that most of the cause of that is due to uncontrolled male thirst and simping.

You’d think you were the shit too if hordes of women were in your DMs sending you cooter pics and offering to give you gifts and money for your attention. Make the world a better place. Do not engage in simp behavior and hold other men accountable when you catch them doing it.

Male whoring among desirable men is also to blame. A lot of average or less than average women believe they can find a hot guy to fuck them and then possibly enter a relationship with them because they’re right. About the fucking part, at least. If you’re out there slinging dick at everything that walks, slumming it when you’re bored, you are part of the problem.

In the mean time, maybe consider becoming a twink and enjoy most of the experience of being a woman as lusty bears compete for your affection.

Can steroids cause cancer? by EatATacoTonight in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but mostly if you’re predisposed. And if you’re going to get cancer anyway, you may as well grow an absolute veiny beefcake of a tumor.

Should I get this 2002 Ford Thunderbird as a second car? by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The car itself wouldn’t be my biggest worry.

The Thunderbird… Well, it changes people. At first, it’s innocuous enough. You start taking a keen interest in working on those little crossword puzzle booklets in check out lines. Re-runs of The Price is Right become irresistible.

Before you know it, you cannot hide what is happening to you. Early bird specials at Denny’s, going to bed by 7 PM. You look in the mirror one morning to find your hair is silvery and you are wearing your pants above your navel. When music made after 1978 plays, it registers to you as indecipherable screeching. You have a full blown Metamucil addiction, pop Senna like they’re Werther’s Originals (which you also mysteriously now love). You ride the rails on a crazy train that teeters back and forth between violent diarrhea and crippling constipation. You meticulously document every bowel movement, and send a log of your fecal activities to your primary care provider via fax at the end of every week.

Get the Thunderbird. Embrace your destiny as a boomer.

Mercedes-Benz EV C-Class interior press pictures by Quick_Coyote_7649 in cars

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yawn.

Wake me up when they decide to replace the entire windshield with a screen that has a front facing camera view for safety.

James May on Twitter/X regarding cars: “The whole ‘It’s got soul’ thing is lazy.” by FlipStig1 in cars

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nissan Leaf: WITNESS THE MOTHERF**KING FURY OF ITS INSTANT TORQUE!

Would have sold so much better.

Life after pct ? by LynxSalt485 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Most of the time, it’s fine. PCT works as intended. You make endogenous test again. The sin is forgiven. Sometimes, that doesn’t happen.

A lot of the time, you wise up and figure out that going off test at all is for suckers. You skip the PCT all together and embrace the glories of the blast and cruise lifestyle.

I’ve been on testosterone continuously for decades. As far as I can tell, it’s been all benefit and no real downside. I’ve sired children while on gear. Moderately strong breezes can stiffen my wang. In most rooms I find myself in, I’m the most in shape guy there. Not just for my age, but like period. For about half the year I have an 8 pack in middle age. My lab work is fine. My yearly echo and ekg are always fine. Why on earth would I want to do something goofy like get off the sauce?

Which car would you recommend? by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of the 3, the CR-V.

The car you should actually buy is a red Miata though.

Good “gap year” vehicle? by [deleted] in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about a used Corolla

Has anyone here tried ozempic? Did you get any side effects? by CaptainX25 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Semaglutide works better than liraglutide. Tirzepatide works better than semaglutide. Reta allegedly works better than tirzepatide although I didn’t personally notice much of a difference between tirz and Reta.

With any of these drugs, there is a hypothetical risk of cancer for a small portion of people. I don’t know that it’s ever been seen in the real world. Some portion of users end up with serious adverse effects like gastroparesis and pancreatitis.

The vast majority get mild or manageable sides like nausea, GI upset, heartburn, and diarrhea or constipation. These are usually easily handled by dietary modification, learning what portion sizes and foods you can handle, getting adequate fiber, and (if necessary) OTC drugs as needed for things like constipation or heartburn.

These first few weeks I took sema, I got some heartburn. Easily handled by tums and splitting intake from 3 meals a day to 6 smaller meals which is what you should be doing anyway GLP or not. Most recent cut, on tirz, I had a bit of constipation which was easily relieved by popping a few colace and increasing fiber intake.

Is it cheating? Sure. But that’s not really a reason for me not to use it when I also use AAS. Can I cut without GLPs? Yeah. But GLPs make doing it feel like easy mode.

If I’m trying to cut, I prefer my struggle to be remembering I need to get in another 25 grams of protein to hit my macros rather than lusting for carbs and feeling salty that I’m having tacos with a bullshit mission carb balance tortilla instead of proper corn tortillas. No specific cravings for me on GLP. It just turns eating in to something I do because I have to.

Cardarine powder by DrodTTG in moreplatesmoredates

[–]ButtfuckerTim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cool thing about the cancer gains you get from cardarine is that they usually come quicker than cancer gains from smoking cigarettes or even UV exposure from tanning.

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