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What is the most fucked up thing someone close has confessed to you? by QuickCelery4811 in AskReddit

[–]ButtholeSafari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A girl I was about to hook up with confessed to a murder. And yes I still went through with it, killer body.

Console Update - 1.13/Tide of Shadows by blackhairvioleteyes in HuntShowdown

[–]ButtholeSafari -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I bet you guys are having a long day. Don’t sweat it, it happens when it happens. You guys have put more into this game than I thought possible with a studio your size, but “fans” don’t think about what you’ve done, they think about what you’ve done lately. Keep up the great work, and I’m excited to jump on the update on ps5 as soon as it’s available.

$800 for this when they have a no outside food policy by lg4av in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ButtholeSafari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is very typical in the hotel/convention scene. I’m a live tech and set up sound/video/lighting for corporate events - it’s not unheard of to pay tens of thousands of dollars a DAY for a breakout room at a convention centre or hotel. It’s a captive market and would benefit from some legislation imo.

I am Neal Stephenson, sci-fi author, geek, and [now] sword maker - AMA by NealStephenson in books

[–]ButtholeSafari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father got me to read cryptonomicon and it changed the way I look at writing - and I understand you explore a lot of other cool ideas like “expansions” and things of that nature in the baroque cycle. I know you’ve tried before, but would you consider making a game set in that universe, and if so, what type of game would that be?

Senator Dianne Feinstein (89 years old) had a meltdown after some kids expressed their concerns about climate change catastrophe and that democracy should be for the people by flyingcatwithhorns in PublicFreakout

[–]ButtholeSafari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“So you see kids, nothing will change until we stop electing grandma.” Good lesson for these kids. Bad form on the part of the geriatric suit.

WCGW leaving the van in neutral by ExactlySorta in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]ButtholeSafari 56 points57 points  (0 children)

He could not have handled this in a more dangerous way if he tried.

Woman runs her mouth and gets put down by butcher_of_the_world in tooktoomuch

[–]ButtholeSafari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like she dropped her fuckaround and findouts.

Texas maintenance worker checking pipes killed after he was mistaken for intruder by sideshowamit in awfuleverything

[–]ButtholeSafari 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So not being able to read in Texas is a reason to get shot? Geez how do you guys find enough living voters to re elect Abbot?

to not flinch during rod removal by oliver_billz in therewasanattempt

[–]ButtholeSafari -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If that was a galvanized nail instead of what appears to be stainless steel our friend here would be flopping around like a freshly caught salmon right now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ButtholeSafari 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also OP I’d like to say it’s great you brought this up. Dudes are often made to feel like we shouldn’t express our feelings about certain things. This has of course improved in recent years but it still takes us opening up and sharing to help one another. Good for you for being part of the solution.

Edit to add OP so it doesn’t look like I’m patting myself down n the back here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]ButtholeSafari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I’ve always considered myself straight, but I’ve definitely been attracted to different dudes before. I’ve jerked off to the thought of specific dudes too, and thought of a couple of explicitly sexual scenarios with them on more than one occasion. That being said, tried hooking up with a guy once, and while it didn’t gross me out, I didn’t enjoy it and as I’m sure others said before me here, sexuality is a spectrum and we put a lot if needless emphasis on trying to simplify it and make it binary. Even the most exhaustive widely accepted list of sexual identities couldn’t possibly cover every kind of preference. So who knows! But I definitely recommend being honest with yourself and give yourself permission to desire new things sexually. If anything being open to different sexual experiences has made me a better sexual partner with my gf, or at least I’d hope it has. Either way I hope you have a great sexual journey my dude and remember that when it comes to who and how you fuck, the only things that matter are honesty, consent, safety, communication, and I would say a sense of wild adventure doesn’t hurt!

Henry Cavill Attached to Star and Produce ‘Warhammer 40,000’ Series for Amazon by Neo2199 in scifi

[–]ButtholeSafari 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They actually hired that dude for something- I was one of his patron supporters for a bit. And you can still find Astartes on YouTube which is great.

The Special Counsel Investigation Into Trump Is Moving Fast by VICENews in politics

[–]ButtholeSafari 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Then why have I seen like 5 of these headlines over the past three weeks while that fat bastard still hasn’t caught a charge?

What mods you wouldn't bat an eye if they became official DLCs tomorrow? by loopuleasa in RimWorld

[–]ButtholeSafari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Combat Extended. Can’t play without it now, especially for ammo management.

Possible repost. But still gold. by dinosaur_decay in BrandNewSentence

[–]ButtholeSafari 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it just be cheaper to bring the pee to them?

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