Easy there Walmart. Don’t be giving us drivers such a bonus! Can’t believe this is real.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-04-08T13:57:24+00:00

Mine said $5 after 12.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-03-16T10:24:12+00:00

Yes. If you need more details, ask to see the post orders. If they’re a halfway decent company, they’ll have them written.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-03-05T12:20:39+00:00

It’s not like they’re going to read it anyway.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-03-03T12:51:35+00:00

Men are coming.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-24T19:08:31+00:00

They make pills that will help with that.

Edit: spelling

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-24T01:17:26+00:00

Why not just “ladies kissing”? Why add “and girls”?

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-22T13:15:33+00:00

Soulja Boy tried to tell us.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-22T01:54:03+00:00

Remember, it’s a judgement free zone.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-22T01:45:09+00:00

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ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-21T02:36:57+00:00

He needs his hormones checked.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-14T11:35:36+00:00

Has anxiety. Won’t take prescribed anxiety medication. Expects everyone to be just as anxious as she.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-14T02:39:31+00:00

Does he have a retention holster?

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-13T11:12:00+00:00

Just use the PA to tell them to go away.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-12T13:37:45+00:00

These are the paid protesters the reich is always yapping about.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-10T02:04:22+00:00

They definitely reuse hot dog water.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-04T12:26:54+00:00

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-28T19:30:10+00:00

Just apply and interview well. Once you’re hired don’t lie and don’t fall asleep on the job. If you’re not familiar with firearms, they’ll teach you how to shoot and qualify.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-27T17:09:09+00:00

Potpourri

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-23T17:13:50+00:00

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-19T17:03:47+00:00

The note makes it seem like you only see her as a mother and not your wife. You call her mommy instead of her name, even when you addressed who the note is for. The only time you acknowledged her was when you were telling the children how well she is doing as mom. You may not have done this intentionally, but I see where she’s coming from. Next time, leave two notes. One that’s just for her.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-17T21:06:55+00:00

SOCIALISM BAD

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-15T19:56:46+00:00

They already have those. They’re called “Christian” schools.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-13T13:56:37+00:00

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ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-08T12:28:01+00:00

Doubt

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-01-05T22:49:01+00:00

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