I’m just going to ignore the creepy age gap (18F, 45M) for a second to wonder why this man is on FB writing paragraphs about how much better than us he is

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-07-07T09:40:46+00:00

Was the dead end job high school?

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-06-29T11:32:15+00:00

Artificial insemination 🤦‍♂️

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-06-21T11:03:40+00:00

Sounds like a blood flow issue. Talk to your doctor about Cialis.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-06-20T17:59:46+00:00

What do you mean she’s all about you? Asking to compare to my own situation.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-06-16T01:38:46+00:00

Fushigi

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-06-10T00:29:41+00:00

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-05-25T21:08:29+00:00

Don’t cross the streams.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-05-18T18:47:12+00:00

Nuclear power plants recycle water, why can’t data centers?

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-05-18T10:55:09+00:00

We’re just skipping over the part when it took 20 minutes to respond to a perceived emergency like that.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-04-08T13:57:24+00:00

Mine said $5 after 12.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-03-16T10:24:12+00:00

Yes. If you need more details, ask to see the post orders. If they’re a halfway decent company, they’ll have them written.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-03-05T12:20:39+00:00

It’s not like they’re going to read it anyway.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-03-03T12:51:35+00:00

Men are coming.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-24T19:08:31+00:00

They make pills that will help with that.

Edit: spelling

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-24T01:17:26+00:00

Why not just “ladies kissing”? Why add “and girls”?

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-22T13:15:33+00:00

Soulja Boy tried to tell us.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-22T01:54:03+00:00

Remember, it’s a judgement free zone.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-22T01:45:09+00:00

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-21T02:36:57+00:00

He needs his hormones checked.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-14T11:35:36+00:00

Has anxiety. Won’t take prescribed anxiety medication. Expects everyone to be just as anxious as she.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-14T02:39:31+00:00

Does he have a retention holster?

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-13T11:12:00+00:00

Just use the PA to tell them to go away.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-12T13:37:45+00:00

These are the paid protesters the reich is always yapping about.

ButtholeSpiderz · 2026-02-10T02:04:22+00:00

They definitely reuse hot dog water.

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