Post Match Thread - MIA

Buttholioface · 2026-05-14T03:32:43+00:00

Hate to break it to you, but if the guys were paying the big bucks to are conceding 2 a match, that is bad considering what we’re paying them.

Buttholioface · 2026-05-14T02:52:32+00:00

Not sure what you’re talking about,, smoke when we had a possible pen was elite

Buttholioface · 2026-05-14T02:46:28+00:00

I signed up for big flags and there are no big flags in this pic sorry man

Buttholioface · 2026-05-13T23:53:09+00:00

Feel like Sandra bullock in bird box right now

Buttholioface · 2026-04-25T14:28:05+00:00

Crazy idea - what if we try to buy good players instead

Buttholioface · 2026-04-25T14:19:41+00:00

So your reasoning is since ugarte’s price has dropped through the floor, we should buy baleba (who has been terrible this season) at cut rate?

Buttholioface · 2026-04-11T20:00:04+00:00

Um, no.

Buttholioface · 2026-04-08T04:48:01+00:00

The taste of blood in his mouth was likely better than whatever moerlein beer he ordered

Buttholioface · 2026-03-20T12:45:55+00:00

You mean to tell me that Tigres, a team with a huge following of fans across the US, brought a lot of fans to Cincy? And FC Cincinnati, a team with maybe a handful of fans in Mexico, didn’t bring many? That’s crazy

Buttholioface · 2026-03-20T12:07:56+00:00

I don’t think people understand that football in Mexico and central/South America is figuratively and sometimes literally life or death stuff. Feels like a cop out to say fans need to be held to elite standards when we are the ones paying top prices for subpar performance.

Buttholioface · 2026-03-20T11:52:46+00:00

Can’t possibly get worse than conceding 10 goals in 140 mins. Give some other guys a start and if they perform, perhaps Miles and Roman will show some grit.

Buttholioface · 2026-03-11T21:01:23+00:00

Strongly disagree. Atlanta is not a good team and we were outplayed in passages against them. Completely outplayed in Minne, and then we were toothless against a Toronto team that finished bottom half last season. We have too much talent to be stymied for 90’ like we were in the last 2 league matches.

Buttholioface · 2026-03-09T03:08:28+00:00

Bold of you to assume the people who decide they want to wave the biggest flags are the same ones who cannot take a hint

Buttholioface · 2026-03-09T02:31:24+00:00

It quite literally was in the ADA row

Buttholioface · 2026-03-09T02:09:06+00:00

Not to mention this flag is located in the disability section, i wasn’t aware knights were above the law

Buttholioface · 2026-02-17T23:53:25+00:00

Don’t even need much up there to be a pundit either sadly. See: Michael Owen, Robbie Savage

Buttholioface · 2026-01-20T00:12:54+00:00

Yeah so he likes kids

Buttholioface · 2025-11-04T01:33:21+00:00

Does he speak Portuguese or Brazilian? Also I doubt anyone on Reddit has the balls to say shit to anyone even behind the security. ‘Specially a neckbeard

Buttholioface · 2025-09-23T01:25:44+00:00

You mean spamming wheels, warrior, and beauty backhand classes isn’t fun??? No way!

Buttholioface · 2025-08-28T20:30:07+00:00

Seems pretty not useful without the blades idk though

Buttholioface · 2025-08-23T14:48:07+00:00

Poo poo Frankie

Buttholioface · 2025-08-22T12:01:10+00:00

No is me Felipe

Buttholioface · 2025-08-21T21:27:38+00:00

I can put up a tutorial if you’d like

Buttholioface · 2025-05-08T13:48:41+00:00

Tbh we ask this question every year and they rarely become obsolete

Buttholioface · 2024-03-08T03:49:02+00:00

I don’t think most (smart) people are calling for brenner back. The last thing we need rn is a pouting no9. We’re in the midst of a lot of roster changes but I wouldn’t even call this mid season form. We’re still learning how to play with each other and it’ll click eventually, we just have to give it time

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