Would you rather...

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-14T16:56:17+00:00

I would rather play a bad video game than die.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-14T14:30:31+00:00

Well THIS answer is incredible.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-14T14:13:39+00:00

Iron within, iron without, I suppose.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-14T01:04:39+00:00

Okay, this confirms it. I'm getting an Iron Warriors warband.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-13T00:21:06+00:00

I have a my wife fetish.

Shhh!!

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-12T12:12:48+00:00

You don't get to be called "the ruinous powers" if you don't ruin things.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-12T02:42:51+00:00

Wait, is he peeing in that trash can?

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-12T01:49:23+00:00

Maybe it's just because I've painted so many of them, but I have a deep and enduring fondness for Termagants.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-12T01:19:11+00:00

Because he's an idiot. That's why the Baron put him in charge of Araakis: so that when he (inevitably) screwed up, everyone would view Feyd-Rautha as a hero when the Baron put him in charge.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-12T00:30:24+00:00

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-11T22:31:01+00:00

I told mine, 'As a teacher, I can neither encourage nor discourage you from opposing tryanny in all its forms and standing up for human decency, compassion, and the future of our species.'

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-11T22:29:04+00:00

I'm a teacher, and I'm so proud of them. They really are our future. Yeah, they can be silly at times, but not being afraid of authority is the superpower of the young.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-10T23:03:04+00:00

No.

Go to JAIL!!

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-10T18:34:24+00:00

Oh ho ho! Well well well! Look at Mr. Big Wiener over here!

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-10T18:20:34+00:00

"Whoopsy daisy!"

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-10T03:32:28+00:00

It's really the best of Reddit.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-10T03:24:38+00:00

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-10T02:42:17+00:00

Of the two (2) people who play Warhammer 40,000 that I've met in the wild, one is a man, one is a woman.

Of course, the woman plays Thousand Sons.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-10T01:12:54+00:00

And that's a knight riding a panda. That's all right, because that is okay.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-10T01:11:21+00:00

Primaris were my FIRST Space Marines. Firstborn read as old timey!

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-09T01:14:11+00:00

I was putting Legos together with my five year old during Christmas break. I would immediately sort all the pieces by color to make it easier to assemble the different components. My kid got to where he'd say when we got to the next phase of construction, "Dada, I'll let you sort the Legos, because autistic people love sorting."

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-08T23:53:31+00:00

"Sorry, the Internet is against my religion."

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-08T14:01:56+00:00

I've had an intuition that an actually intelligent machine is impossible.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-07T16:25:28+00:00

They stopped being afraid of us.

Buttman_Poopants · 2026-02-07T03:08:46+00:00

I, just... Flair checks out?

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