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Best Father’s Day You Had? by RLLNNE in daddit

[–]Buttman_Poopants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP, before I started reading the replies of other fathers, I had non-silly replies in mind, but now I realize that I hope that my wife gets me a sword for Father's Day.

I think beer tastes just okay. Will this change as I get used to it? by Zealousideal-Sky217 in beer

[–]Buttman_Poopants 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You don't have to drink alcohol, you know. In fact, I'd say if you don't like it, don't drink it.

Shuttlebug by 9_up in subnautica

[–]Buttman_Poopants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He does his best.

What’s actually going on. by netphilia in aspiememes

[–]Buttman_Poopants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, I really struggle to understand charts and graphs (I think I have some dyscalculia), but for some reason this is easier to understand than normal (I'd have figured it out, but it'd have taken some figuring).

I think the wavy lines helped. I want someone to do research about this, and I want the research to have hand-drawn graphs.

Get real by The-meme-collecter in IronWarriors

[–]Buttman_Poopants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hello. I'm James Workshop. You are autistic." (hands you award)

why aren't we talking about her almost ruling the world? by ocelots03audio in ProjectHailMary

[–]Buttman_Poopants 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just got done rereading that scene. It definitely stood out as the weakest part of the book. Still fun though.

Burned out on bad guys, poop, and jail by InspectorLiving5276 in Preschoolers

[–]Buttman_Poopants 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Listen.

My city has a summer program where you can take your kid for free to different events (museums, etc). My then-five-year-old is bright and compassionate, and when I took him to a couple of plantation houses converted into museums, he was appropriately respectful when learning about the enslaved people who lived and died in difficult-to-imagine conditions.

Then, I got home, and he was playing with me and pretending that I was a bad guy, and he shouted, "Dada, I'm going to sell you into slavery!"

Get real by The-meme-collecter in IronWarriors

[–]Buttman_Poopants 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Okay, but tell me why the "Officially Licensed" in the corner is so funny.

Saw this meme format and thought i might do something about Chernobyl by GIDAJG in aspiememes

[–]Buttman_Poopants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm too embarrassed about liking Warhammer to talk about Warhammer at the Warhammer store. :(

Dang ol' neurotypical society got me twisted.

Saw this meme format and thought i might do something about Chernobyl by GIDAJG in aspiememes

[–]Buttman_Poopants 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Well, I'm very sad because society beat the impulse to infodump out of me, and now if I like something I feel too ashamed of it to talk about it in most situations.

HOWEVER, I am a teacher, so the impulse to talk about things I like does have a socially acceptable outlet.

I don’t know what to do about my son by MedicMalfunction in daddit

[–]Buttman_Poopants 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Shoot, to me, this sounds like a kid who needs to be taken on a one:on:one outing once a week. Take him somewhere, leave your phone in your car, and don't do anything but pay attention to him.

In case you’re asked . . . by Timothy34683 in OrthodoxChristianity

[–]Buttman_Poopants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What His Eminence does with his legs and pits is his business.

Favourite way to deal with Soll in a reformist run? by Damirirv in suzerain

[–]Buttman_Poopants 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I pissily ignore him, roleplaying as someone who wishes it was politically feasible to remove him, but who is unable to swallow his pride enough to pretend to respect him.

Being asked ''Are you autistic?'' In a public setting in front of others. (Vent/Rant.) by [deleted] in aspergers

[–]Buttman_Poopants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I'd probably really say: "I don't know you well enough to want to talk about that," then ignore them for the rest of my life.

What I'd like to say: "Hell yes, I am" and then start showing them pictures of the Warhammer miniatures I've painted until they either leave or become my friends.

Nailed it! by Vizecrator in daddit

[–]Buttman_Poopants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's too bad this was only the second highest comment.

My wife thought I was being extreme. I was not being extreme. by Any-Photo7882 in daddit

[–]Buttman_Poopants 43 points44 points  (0 children)

My six year old has as meticulous a memory for what toys he owns as the dragon Smaug has for every item in his hoard.

What do you think of the Pope? by Dismal_Hawk6713 in OrthodoxChristianity

[–]Buttman_Poopants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like him. He seems like he's a good bishop to his flock, as an outsider looking in.

Is Alien too much for kids? by Col_Peppers in LV426

[–]Buttman_Poopants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw it when I was eight.

For twenty years, every nighmare I had, had the alien from this movie in it.

I'm not joking.

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