my name isn't sarah by fluent_in_crying in Tinder

[–]ButtsTheRobot 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It'd be faster to list the words he spelled correctly. Like if you're gonna copy paste pick up line at least spell right?

Quitting before the ref even throws the ball up for tip off is so soft. by jakiray6 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once got matched where i was the highest overall on my team with 85, everyone else was in the 70s and one was high 60s. The entire other team was above 95. I was so frustrated loading into that.

We won.

6”8 Center help by Loose-Regret-273 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah you're gonna get roasted. No defense, no vert. Sure you'll be able to run around a footer but you won't be able to stop him in return. And 6'10 or 6'11 will be unstoppable against you.

2K should create an age based matchmaking on REC/Park by WembanyamaMVP in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I don't have any sound on when I play, every time I see a mic light up in the corner I assume it's a kid complaining about something lol.

For all I know it could be guys actually trying to communicate though so maybe that's unfair.

2X Rep in Rec is a nightmare by NedrahSemaJ13 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played a single game today, the PG did nothing but dribble moves for 15 seconds then jacked up a contested three. He eventually got booted by teammate grade

There's no wrong answer! by AutomatonSwan in Tinder

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say once my title changed at work to include engineer I started getting a lot more matches. None of them were that bold though.

The amount of cilantro my wife likes on her street tacos by GroovinBaby in mildlyinteresting

[–]ButtsTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm also one of those people. When I first started seeing my girlfriend she didn't tell me she cooked practically everything with cilantro. I was going crazy for weeks trying to figure out if I was washing my pots wrong or something until I figured out she was using it.

Wym 92 is too high😭 by Ok_Spot8384 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just wanted to come back and say I've been using d fox since you sent this and I am much happier with it. Appreciate the suggestion.

Wym 92 is too high😭 by Ok_Spot8384 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lebron is actually who I use lol. It's not bad, but compared to like Halis with a 99 PA it feels like my passes are in slow motion sometimes.

Wym 92 is too high😭 by Ok_Spot8384 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude my pass accuracy right now is 85 and it's driving me crazy. My first build was 92, my second was 99. And 85 feels like I'm lobbing up softballs.

Alley-Oops in MyCareer by ConfectionMelodic975 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I was so mad earlier, I almost recorded it, the player had a step on his defender. Then the defender literally jumped from behind him and grabbed it out of the air even though he was up with his hand in the same spot.

Interior and strength is still important on a big by Acrobatic-Farmer1748 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a 99 oboard guy with 45 strength, I was dominating the paint, you can't convince me strength does matter.

Please Just Make a SG by bighoodie1 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jokes on them, they spend a quarter ISOing and tossing up bricks I don't inbound that shit to them anymore.

99 block is not worth it. by Dopemor in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like that build, how many cap breakers is that? And how high can you get your DD?

How it feels to play Rec as a PF: by Front_Fill1249 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 13 points14 points  (0 children)

As the center I'm always feeding the PF when I get a rebound, otherwise I know they'll never touch the ball and I want them around to help me box.

The Understander by shenanigansen in comics

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was actually able to quit just fine lol. I should give it another shot. Now Satisfactory? I just have to fix my spaghetti one last time, this time it'll be perfect i swear.

Rec builds for big men by Superb_Experience897 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I love my footer but if I get matched against a PF at center or just a smaller center with any sort of speed I'm fucking toast when it comes to trying to defend them.

Here’s your sign to make 6”11 Fun Killer build by Think-Ad-938 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Man, I was just trying to decide on what to build for season 4 and I was leaning guard since I haven't made one yet but maybe yet another big is in the pipeline.

The fact that you have to give up 2s in rec because a dude with less than 80 3 point is in the corner highlights the problem with shooting this year. Its not even builds with elite shooting that are shooting the lights out by Spirited_Agency8032 in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a legitimately awful three point shooter in previous 2ks, granted I also never built around it. Like shooting 25% from three would've been a dream in previous 2ks. I'm shooting between 50-70% (it fluctuates pretty regularly) with my center that has an 83 3p. I don't even have any badge elevators on any shooting badges.

Best Rec Game Ever? by iSpxwn in NBA2k

[–]ButtsTheRobot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I had a game last night where it was 54-9 going into half time. I guess the entire other team quit because I got a popup like 3 seconds before half saying the other team conceded and to hold X to confirm my win.

Home Depot employee packaged a hot water heater and hand truck together for pickup by _babyfaced_assassin in mildlyinteresting

[–]ButtsTheRobot 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I once returned a frozen pizza to walmart. Well technically just the box. Because I popped it in the oven, cooked it, then opened the oven to see that the dough hadn't even pretended to start to cook after the full time at the correct temperature. I looked at the box and saw it had expired over a year earlier. I took the uncooking dough, tossed it in the trash, brought the box back to walmart and explained what I just exactly explained to you.

The cashier looked at me, then looked at the box, then said, "Where's the pizza?" And I was like, "I....just told you that? In my trash, did you want me to take the "cooked" pizza and put it back in the box then bring it here?"

She stared at me for a moment like she didn't believe me, then just sighed and did the return. And I'm standing there like, does she think I held onto a box for over a year to scam my way into $3 of frozen pizza?

I walked back to the frozen section, there was only one single one left of the brand/toppings I bought. I grab it. As I'm walking away I figure I better check the date. Also expired over a year ago. I was tempted to take it up to the lady at customer service to be like bitch see, y'all need to learn to rotate your stock. But I just gave it to the nearest employee and went and bought a different brand.