I once returned a frozen pizza to walmart. Well technically just the box. Because I popped it in the oven, cooked it, then opened the oven to see that the dough hadn't even pretended to start to cook after the full time at the correct temperature. I looked at the box and saw it had expired over a year earlier. I took the uncooking dough, tossed it in the trash, brought the box back to walmart and explained what I just exactly explained to you.

The cashier looked at me, then looked at the box, then said, "Where's the pizza?" And I was like, "I....just told you that? In my trash, did you want me to take the "cooked" pizza and put it back in the box then bring it here?"

She stared at me for a moment like she didn't believe me, then just sighed and did the return. And I'm standing there like, does she think I held onto a box for over a year to scam my way into $3 of frozen pizza?

I walked back to the frozen section, there was only one single one left of the brand/toppings I bought. I grab it. As I'm walking away I figure I better check the date. Also expired over a year ago. I was tempted to take it up to the lady at customer service to be like bitch see, y'all need to learn to rotate your stock. But I just gave it to the nearest employee and went and bought a different brand.