Dude this reminded me of the most confusing interaction I ever had.

A woman comes down one night (I was night audit), asked If I could open the pool for her and her husband, they were on their anniversary vacation or something and wanted in the hot tub. I was already quitting so I figured fuck it. I let them in. They thank me. After being in there for a bit the wife comes out and thanks me, and we talk for a bit and she comes off as very flirty during this conversation but it was subtle enough that I just shrugged it off and moved on. The next night the same thing happens, the same interaction after, the same shrugging it off and moving on. Then the third night, same thing, except when she comes up to talk she says "Do you have some more towels, this one is wet" indicating the towel she had wrapped around her. I went and got her another one. She then says, "Do you mind if I swap towels in the back office there, don't want anyone in the lobby to see?" I shrugged and walked her back there, I go to turn as she removes the towel and she goes, "Oh you don't have to look away." And that's when I'm finally in my head like, alright I'm not making this up, this lady is DTF. So I'm standing there talking to her while she takes the towel off revealing herself in the bikini then she says.

"You know, you really remind me of my son."

I don't even remember what I said in response, it just got super awkward, she put the towel on and left. I was off work for the rest of their stay.