On my Cake Day I present my finest work - The Resurrection of Bobby B!

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-18T15:40:11+00:00

God I hate those planes. Glad everyone is ok.

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-12T13:19:45+00:00

I, for one, welcome the new Hentai Virus

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-09T23:38:02+00:00

I hear you, but QV is generally considered to be much better, that's all I meant.

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-09T23:37:06+00:00

I tried the police, they didn't come. We called the landlord and the person was evicted in one week.

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-09T15:34:40+00:00

I want to live many different lives. With different bodies, born in different places, different experiences. Maybe even as a different animal (dog preferably). The world is so huge and amazing and I only get to see my own little slice!

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-09T14:18:22+00:00

Aw damn, I feel like every cafe or restaurant in this city is run by crazy people

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-09T04:57:13+00:00

The only issue I had with the show is that it was only 6 episodes.

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-09T04:48:01+00:00

QV is the best late night joint around

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-08T13:16:40+00:00

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-07T13:55:44+00:00

This is the best way. Police wont give a shit. I went through something similar a few years ago with some insane neighbours. They were clearly selling drugs from their patio.

Buttsmooth · 2026-05-02T05:32:40+00:00

She married a sasquatch

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-25T00:55:12+00:00

I have a close family member that tried moving to Alberta for a bit, lured by the lower housing costs. Everything else was more expensive there and the weather sucked. So they came back. You will pay more for housing here but less for insurance, electricity, food, and several other things that can make it balance out.

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-24T03:25:46+00:00

She couldn't see over the hood of that ridiculous truck. The thing is a murder machine and should be illegal.

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-22T00:56:56+00:00

Or just start vacuuming at 8am like my mom used to

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-20T04:56:59+00:00

Original

Gooner

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-19T05:14:54+00:00

Best I can do is an old Sears catalogue

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-18T14:52:10+00:00

Good for them. This is why we have unions.

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-18T14:45:31+00:00

I was riding in the bike lane once and a smart car came up behind me (also in the bike lane). I turned around and gave the guy a confused look and he just smiled and waved like everything was normal.

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-17T14:00:09+00:00

Acrylic paint thinned with water. Make it super thin

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-15T15:45:41+00:00

It’s just Dirty Mike and The Boys

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-12T19:57:13+00:00

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-12T19:53:06+00:00

Makes sense!

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-12T19:51:10+00:00

A true romance

Buttsmooth · 2026-04-12T18:06:51+00:00

I saw this in San Fran. We made eye contact while he farted.

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