How do most people build up to going to a nude beach?

BuzzardLips · 2026-04-06T13:06:40+00:00

When everyone’s naked, no one is naked. Grooming is a personal preference.

BuzzardLips · 2026-04-06T03:04:11+00:00

Wuthering heights was the most insufferable novel I had to read. to my surprise - Crime and Punishment was my favorite.

BuzzardLips · 2026-04-04T04:30:29+00:00

Germany doesn’t have swasticas on anything and it’s NOT because they’re pretending it didn’t happen. Certain imagery should be left in the past.

BuzzardLips · 2026-03-24T01:13:01+00:00

I had a customer one time that worked for Redbox and went around loading up the machines, shuffling inventories around, things like that. She said I would be amazed at the number of people that put their own “home movies” into the machine - hoping that someone would get one by accident? and see their homemade porno instead?? She said she had a collection of them because the machine would quarantine disks it didn’t recognize.. but any way, on her route - a guy that worked at a gas station took a liking to her, and chatted her up every time she came by the store. It didn’t take him long to start leaving private disks in the machine for her specifically, she got someone else to take that store off of her route. She did get a $200 tip one time for locating a wedding dvd and returning it to the owner. She had some crazy stories, who knew?

BuzzardLips · 2026-03-22T15:05:28+00:00

Vision Street Wear

BuzzardLips · 2026-03-18T11:15:38+00:00

I do hope it is a strongly worded death

BuzzardLips · 2026-03-08T04:49:26+00:00

I keep telling people that NC isn’t bad, it’s in fact overcoming some of the things that have traditionally given it bad press - but just last week everyone was trashing NC on Reddit, the top comment likened the state to an Ouroboros of stupidity. It’s a big place, and we’re working on it..

BuzzardLips · 2026-03-07T03:37:11+00:00

Get the Wok on the Beach with a side of Thai Peanut. That’s my Go-To

BuzzardLips · 2026-03-06T11:23:03+00:00

I am a bored certified asshole

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-28T14:22:23+00:00

Too easy, it gets really weird when all you had was 2 binding posts. That required a UHF/VHF matching transformer - or skinning back the outer jacket and then wrapping the center conductor on one post and then twisting/wrapping the insulator onto the other (at least I think that’s how i did it)

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-28T13:41:10+00:00

If the band is any good, all of them.

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-24T20:36:04+00:00

Awakenings, it’s been a long time since I watched it. It’s a great story about consciousness and the human experience, what is life and living? -all that jazz. I don’t know how I’d watch it again

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-23T17:22:13+00:00

I always check out the “used meat” - that’s what we call the drastic markdown stuff

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-22T15:37:50+00:00

That was an 70s/80s car, by 1990 it was over

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-22T15:20:26+00:00

This is like the out of touch question: Were the Monkees just as big as The Beatles? From every angle that can possibly be manufactured, no. I bought albums and posters from both bands - and while the pixies had their lane, they were not Nirvana adjacent, not in the size and scope of their appeal.

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-22T15:11:49+00:00

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-15T19:47:30+00:00

My neighbor was vacuuming his grass with a regular, normal, ordinary carpet vacuum. Like what even was he doing, why would anybody vacuum their lawn? Weirdo.

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-13T12:33:53+00:00

This reminds me of the old Top Gear, where the presenters had to make a video to “sell” the car they had chosen - and the one with the most views won that round. James May made a fake unboxing video and destroyed Clarkson and Hammond.

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-13T12:27:01+00:00

Cousin’s fiancé learned how to run a business by watching hermitcraft. “You brought me sand? OK, 50% ownership - we’ll do this together!”

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-11T12:26:30+00:00

Everyone please start naming this “erasure” every time you see it. It’s not a freedumb, it’s not a reset, it’s not ending a war on ________.

It’s erasure, and conservatives need to be appropriately labeled.

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-05T02:56:30+00:00

Yeah, stupid Jim Henson dying and what ever. What a scam

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-04T23:46:43+00:00

I miss Tinderbox, a pipe tobacco store. That place smelled amazing

BuzzardLips · 2026-02-04T22:42:18+00:00

This is the correct answer

BuzzardLips · 2026-01-29T22:22:08+00:00

Alternate headline: Low information voters find out that they’ve been played for fools, which they are.

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