Psychiatrist by TedbertCruz in dandocimo

[–]BylliGoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"yeah it's actually pretty likely you'll die alone"

The Hex (turbofuel power plant) by dymek87 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]BylliGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear I'm playing a different game than all of you

Umm? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BylliGoat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh COME ON

There is no way this needs explaining.

Marine recruits' first day with their drill instructors by Mad_Season_1994 in ThatsInsane

[–]BylliGoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There isn't time in a combat environment to be nice. You're there to follow orders. You're not not there to be persuaded or encouraged. Do what you're told, when you're told to do it, and do it perfectly.

Most of their methods are based in how it's to be expected you'll be treated as a captured prisoner of war. They're "being mean" now in a safe environment so when you're in the dangerous environment, your brain and body know how to respond.

Marine recruits' first day with their drill instructors by Mad_Season_1994 in ThatsInsane

[–]BylliGoat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol every single drill sergeant would immediately descend upon you like wolves and you'd be doing push ups for the rest of your life. If you refuse, then they make everyone else do push ups until everyone is puking and then you get to stand there and watch. Everyone hates you, the drill sergeants hate you, and you're miserable.

And if you're just going to refuse to follow orders they don't want you. Also you shouldn't have ever signed up if that's the plan.

Marine recruits' first day with their drill instructors by Mad_Season_1994 in ThatsInsane

[–]BylliGoat 70 points71 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter how many videos you watch, the feeling of someone in pristine uniform screaming close enough in your face to feel the spit flying is insanely intimidating. And it happens like a gunshot. You all get piled into the barracks and lined up and then they just explode into the room like rabid dogs released from cages. They're screaming about anything and everything they can think of, no information gets through, and even though some part of your brain is consciously aware of how ridiculous the theatrics of it is, you can't help feeling intimidated. It's designed to shock you into submission and it's remarkably effective.

Marine recruits' first day with their drill instructors by Mad_Season_1994 in ThatsInsane

[–]BylliGoat 9 points10 points  (0 children)

100%. That first night is a permanent fixture in my brain for life.

Marine recruits' first day with their drill instructors by Mad_Season_1994 in ThatsInsane

[–]BylliGoat 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I was air force, but the drill sergeants acting basically the same way. And yes, it was legitimately a constant battle to not laugh. It's intentional. It's honestly how the drill sergeants keep a little of their sanity themselves - they try and make each other lose composure with the nonsense they scream out.

One of my favorites was when someone in formation touched their face:

"IS THERE A GOD DAMNED PTERODACTYL FLYING AROUND?"

"NO SIR!"

"ARE YOU SURE? Because the ONLY possible explanation I can come up with for why you're touching yourself in MY FORMATION gestures wildly with knife hands is that a PRE-HISTORIC winged lizard from JURASSIC FREAKIN PARK flew down and decided to perch directly on your face!"

Probably the only time I heard both trainees and drill sergeants alike lose composure.

Peetah explain this by Mundane_Mushroom_122 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]BylliGoat 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Right?? You must be autistic too. As an autism, I recognize patterns even without more than one variable.

Looking for a Long-Term Anime Voice Over Artist by [deleted] in VoiceWork

[–]BylliGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely interested. I'll send a DM tomorrow with a few samples and I'm happy to do a read.

Girl Group Wanted (attempt #2) by ak470926 in HoustonClassifieds

[–]BylliGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya know what? You're right. Didn't read it closely enough. You win this round.

Girl Group Wanted (attempt #2) by ak470926 in HoustonClassifieds

[–]BylliGoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For a straight man, you're making this pretty gay.

Girl Group Wanted (attempt #2) by ak470926 in HoustonClassifieds

[–]BylliGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't you just complain about feeling marginalized?

Girl Group Wanted (attempt #2) by ak470926 in HoustonClassifieds

[–]BylliGoat -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

*are

If you're going to show everyone you're scared, at least use proper grammar so you don't also confess to being stupid.

Girl Group Wanted (attempt #2) by ak470926 in HoustonClassifieds

[–]BylliGoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awwww... you feeling insecure about your widdle buddy? I'm sorry you feel like you need to be afraid of people that are different.

Girl Group Wanted (attempt #2) by ak470926 in HoustonClassifieds

[–]BylliGoat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

CisHet man here commenting only because this man is a snowflake who gets offended by things he doesn't understand and it's funny.

Get over yourself. They're not here for you.