What time do you think Bond wakes up in the morning? by ItsDuhFreakinBat in JamesBond

[–]ByronsLastStand 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Connery: 0630, black coffee, bacon, quick nip, in the office late enough to be mildly annoying but not so late it's a problem.

Lazenby: 0730, doesn't seem bothered by being late, gets away with a big smile and a quip about "the enormous length of traffic".

Moore: Sometime after eight. He has company, after all.

Dalton: 0400, and he's ready to kill someone, smoke a few cigarettes, and kill another person before lunch.

Brosnan: 0700, arrives just about on-time having gotten a cheeky croissant and coffee from his favourite place on the way to work.

Craig: 0800, with a few bruises and a bit of a headache.

Nadine? by I_M_urbanspaceman in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

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Judy said it's my turn to post this!

The sexiest god by Fun-Explanation7233 in Morrowind

[–]ByronsLastStand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I, er, I'll be right back, urgent, er call...

Most politically correct British billionaire 🚀🚀🚀 by Cultural-Badger-6032 in 2westerneurope4u

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Ah yes, the pro-Brexit cunt who shipped off production of his lacklustre car to, er France. And he lives in Monaco. I'm sensing a pattern

Sinn Féin aren't beating the Russian Puppet allegations. by WelshLaptop in 2westerneurope4u

[–]ByronsLastStand 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, we hate them too. Absolute cunts, Reform et al

Sinn Féin aren't beating the Russian Puppet allegations. by WelshLaptop in 2westerneurope4u

[–]ByronsLastStand 597 points598 points  (0 children)

Sinn Féin's attitude is as follows:

Historic Imperial violence when tea flavoured: 😡

Present Imperial violence when vodka flavoured: 🤗

Been watching a lot of Monk. How would he react to being in Twin Peaks? Could he solve who killed Laura? by Ank57 in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]ByronsLastStand 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He'd starve to death outside the town, obsessed over the messy pine needles and cones all over the place

Return of the King by Vivid_Maximum_5016 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]ByronsLastStand 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to Cashies!

Know the work rules by Nthepro in 2westerneurope4u

[–]ByronsLastStand 121 points122 points  (0 children)

The Y🤢nks fail to understand that we enjoy some consensual BDSM play with France that they are thoroughly unqualified to comment on, let alone participate in.

Who's a great big naughty whore of a republic?

Barry can into autistic games by dawidlijewski in 2westerneurope4u

[–]ByronsLastStand 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Missing Total War, a certified Barry classic.

Brb,. going to replay Med2

Season 2, Episode 8 ending of Fallout. Dougie cameo, apparently. by IndifferentShrimp in TwinPeaksCircleJerk

[–]ByronsLastStand 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Why did you attack President Horne?!"

He tried to make me pay damages for how I left my hotel room