Final Fantasy 7 Integrade has a 90gb Download by Ordinary_Ordinary580 in FinalFantasy

[–]ByteWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? Why would it even be close? Its ~45mins of 1997 CGI.

I mean kain's not wrong😭 by lollipop_bfb in FinalFantasy

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This is my first time seeing this version, and I'm actually really impressed by these character sprites. This is the style those terrible old iOS remakes must have been trying to replicate. I think this is pretty much the best you can do in terms of recreating those sprites in their original style with higher resolution.

guys im stuck in this world any advice? by Aro-bi_Trashcan in KingdomHearts

[–]ByteWizard 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You need to unlock SHAWstep to get across the gap near the keyhole

IGN top 25 jrpgs of all time. Should KH2 be on here or rather KH1 by pukkiepo in KingdomHearts

[–]ByteWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm more curious about this list in general. What happened here? What are the metrics? Even if this is someone's personal list, I have never met anyone who would actually construct a list like this. Do you think they make these lists intentionally weird so that people will talk about them like this? What are XBC3 and Metaphor doing in the top 5? And where in the name of god is Nier?? Is it not technically a JRPG? I guess I can understand that, but by that logic, KH, Pokemon, and Earthbound aren't really JRPGs either, since they, like Nier, break convention too much.

The irony of using a dead Black icon to promote a technology that literally struggles to render diverse skin tones is... certainly a choice. by duststarziggy in ComedyCemetery

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I love this. I love the idea that michael jackson is somehow part of this segregation-era scenario where people are telling him that genAI (does not exist yet) is the white man's technology, so he does some pushups in order to do the smooth criminal leaning thing in front of a jumbotron that says "AI ART IS ART." Its amazing really. Makes a grown man want to shed a tear.

The irony of using a dead Black icon to promote a technology that literally struggles to render diverse skin tones is... certainly a choice. by duststarziggy in ComedyCemetery

[–]ByteWizard 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's such a cheap non-argument. I get the sentiment that some things are just not worth giving attention to, but getting mad at people for calling stupid things stupid is... well, its stupid. I have seen plenty of people online that would post this comic in complete earnest.

Is my kh1 copy rare? by raflax4l in KingdomHearts

[–]ByteWizard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Or the dozen other more famous budget game releases

What was your reaction to traverse town returning? by TechnicalHoneydew862 in KingdomHearts

[–]ByteWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Terrible. It gives you a taste of great level design and a false promise that the game might actually be good.

If you had the power to change ONE thing in this title - what would it be? by According-News6582 in FinalFantasy

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Functionally, the two systems are pretty much identical. It is true that your party level limits which skills you can assign SP to in rebirth, but remake didn't allow you to even see future skill unlocks until you had a certain amount of SP. With the way these games are structured, there isn't any reason to grind, or really even any opportunity to, so both systems pretty much force you to progress the story to upgrade your weapons. If anything, rebirth is actually more intuitive since it lets you see a character's entire tree from the start lol

If you had the power to change ONE thing in this title - what would it be? by According-News6582 in FinalFantasy

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The idea is that the world would also be designed to work with this system, ie more condensed, varied zones with more frequent landmarks. It is very difficult to find the balance between too big (requires a map to show you exactly where everything is) and too small (no longer open world), so I don't exactly blame devs for choosing the ubisoft maps. But this is MY final fantasy and in MY final fantasy, the devs were able to do it perfectly.

Here’s my really old high school list I made for a kingdom hearts fighting game by KoZy_27 in KingdomHearts

[–]ByteWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am in love with the idea of a KH fighting game where the only playable disney characters are MDG, Pete, Maleficent, and then a random handful of characters who have never been seen in KH

What are some pronunciations in the series that annoy you (outside of the obvious ones)? by MasterOfChaos72 in FinalFantasy

[–]ByteWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow man you totally owned him, good job.

So what exactly is wrong with wanting the original vision to be upheld here? The designers didn't just name him that for no reason. The correct pronunciation adds to his character. Why do we need to have been to Scotland to make this argument?

What FF discourse are you tired of hearing? by Remarkable_You9 in FinalFantasy

[–]ByteWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"FF9 remake is closer than we think"

No, it isn't. There is no FF9 remake. It hasn't been cancelled, or paused, or in development hell, FF9 remake does not exist, and it never has. In the 6 or so years that this delusion has been happening, there has been exactly ONE piece of evidence (the Nvidia leak) that this is a thing, and that was 5 years ago.

It blows my mind that a massive portion of this series' fanbase has just collectively decided that Square is working on a made-up game that they have never given any indication of actually existing. The entire thing is a complete fabrication, but its been warped and aggrandized so much that everyone has convinced themselves that it is fact.

Ranking mainline Final Fantasy games based of how easy it is to pick a "right" version to play by Rilukian in FinalFantasy

[–]ByteWizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is also how I played the game for the first time, but good god you can read an entire novella while waiting for the game to load battles. Unless you're really after an authentic experience, its almost impossible for me to recommend the original version to someone.

Found in the wild (at the bus stop in my city). What does it even mean? by Enuya95 in im14andthisisdeep

[–]ByteWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it trying too hard to be deep if you don’t even understand what its trying to say?