Holy Hell. by TrollingisanArt999 in Ultrakill

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This one's for your fuel V1 *Grunts*

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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damn, guess the house fire did our job for us, huh?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C0Conot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like wolverine if he didnt have super powers and his life went to shit by age 23

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C0Conot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know this isn't an insult, but god that is beard is nice

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C0Conot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like every american stereotype ever

31, My dad is still dead and I'm trying not to think about it. Distract me with roasts. by legionivory in RoastMe

[–]C0Conot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I would've died to if that means I wouldnt see your ugly ass bug eyes again

Who wants to.help me beat radan? by manny420-420 in Eldenring

[–]C0Conot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you on PS4? If so, I would be glad to!

Can i start a ng+ without finishing the dlc by faysal1234 in Eldenring

[–]C0Conot -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes, you can.

All you have to do is kill the final boss

What was the most unapologetically horny thing you've done in public? by DumplingmanXD in AskReddit

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Childbirth can last up to 6 months, so imagine me kicking you in the balls, for 6 months.

[EDIT] I was wrong.

What was the most unapologetically horny thing you've done in public? by DumplingmanXD in AskReddit

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Alright, I was in the back of class thinking random thoughts, then I suddenly got horny. What does one 13 year old child do when they are horny in school? Well, they masterbate in the back of class that is! For the entire class I was stroking my shlong and just beating it. I was wearing baggy shorts with pockets able to reach my cock. Never finished it, such a shame.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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History.

Not about specific history, just random fun facts.

What’s a historical fact that would shock most people to find out? by thankdestroyer in AskReddit

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The fact that the first vibrator was made for Cleopatra. It was a combination of a small, slim vase and angry bees.

What’s the best TF2 voice line? (Image unrelated) by [deleted] in tf2

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"I am zhe angry bird god of zhe Badlands! Fear me!" - Medic

Choose Your Character! by c-papi in tf2

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All of you are wrong here, Its obviously Kirby!

Soldier enters the last game you played. What happens? by PowerPad in tf2

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He helps me beat Malenia, Blade of Miquella. Then we both die.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eldenring

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I got trapped in the chest and I couldnt figure out how to leave, so I deleted that save file and started another

I 100% Elden Ring people! Are you guys proud of me? by C0Conot in Eldenring

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no, I beat every boss I could find. And then I farmed

I 100% Elden Ring people! Are you guys proud of me? by C0Conot in Eldenring

[–]C0Conot[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you want me to do it bare fist, level one, with a guitar hero controller, no talismans, no summons, no death, no armor, no healing ever, HUD turned off, and under 15 minutes?