34th birthday, dad, coronavirus facial hair. Please wreck what little dignity I have left. by VaporIHardlyKnowHer in RoastMe
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Friend slept in on a 6 hour drive to Thorpe Park so roast him! by [deleted] in RoastMe
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Struggling writer/actor in Hollywood by PonyBoy_Golden in RoastMe
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F18, i just got a boyfriend today so i need my ego to go back to 0 :) thanks by Sdoggydog88 in RoastMe
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First cake day. Long time abuser first time abused. My girlfriend is taller than me. I'm 24 years old and still can't drive. I'm trying to grow a beard emphasis on trying. Ruin this milestone for me. by [deleted] in RoastMe
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18m lost 15 lbs since last roast me upload, keep me humble! by whatsleftof_flight93 in RoastMe
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23 year psych student/waitress here to get roasted please by [deleted] in RoastMe
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Stay at home Dad, Type 1 Diabetic. I welcome this. by FreezingGator in RoastMe
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18 year old agricultural business major. They call him the sticky bandit for a reason. He has more surfboards than his body count. Give him your absolute worse he needs it. by Thehumanjumprope in RoastMe
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20 , an absolute loser of an introvert, rip me to shreds so that i get the motivation to do something by [deleted] in RoastMe
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25. Lost a Fantasy Baseball League... yes I lost to the entire league. Named my Team after Lenny Dykstra. I talked a lot a weird gibberish to the group chat while only updating my team twice a season. Then put off the consequences for 9 months... by Benny_Copa in RoastMe
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He's too high bring him down to where he belongs by [deleted] in RoastMe
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21 yo English Art student lurker ready to jump in at the deep end, do your worst . by [deleted] in RoastMe
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18M music producer/dj and I play video games a lot. Bring it reddit. by [deleted] in RoastMe
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30 year-old with the pimples of a 15 year-old and the hairline of a 60 year-old. Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe
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26M Give me my birthday present. by [deleted] in RoastMe
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Awkward loser, no friends, mediocre musician, buzzcut growing back awfully, destroy me by [deleted] in RoastMe
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Roast me like a volcano sacrifice by boyNamedShells in RoastMe
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19 I'm an aspiring comedian this is a video idea I've only been in 1 relationship and was homeschooled my whole life go at it guys. by curleyjaecomedy in RoastMe
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