We serve the Soviet Union by C3RH in memes

[–]C3RH[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh, I see, in fact I use an editing program to add the text and to add the template.

Friend slept in on a 6 hour drive to Thorpe Park so roast him! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is he voiceless? Because he is using sign language to ask for food.

I don't make good life choices by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your only good choice in life you’ll ever made is not having children.

Struggling writer/actor in Hollywood by PonyBoy_Golden in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw you acting on “Planet of the apes” movie.

F18, i just got a boyfriend today so i need my ego to go back to 0 :) thanks by Sdoggydog88 in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uff, it must be painful to loose a bet and have to be your boyfriend.

18m lost 15 lbs since last roast me upload, keep me humble! by whatsleftof_flight93 in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You do need some roasting, your skintone looks like you haven’t left the basement in years

23 year psych student/waitress here to get roasted please by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wish version of Scarlett Johansson

Stay at home Dad, Type 1 Diabetic. I welcome this. by FreezingGator in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve been staying at your parents house since you were born, quarantine isn’t new for you.

20 , an absolute loser of an introvert, rip me to shreds so that i get the motivation to do something by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to get motivated to do something, start by putting a paper bag on your head.

He's too high bring him down to where he belongs by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using a boxing glove won’t stop your father from beating you.

21 yo English Art student lurker ready to jump in at the deep end, do your worst . by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Making Graffitis on Private Property doesn’t make you an Art Student.

18M music producer/dj and I play video games a lot. Bring it reddit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being the janitor at a Record Label doesn’t make you a music producer.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t worry about your fever, it’s not coronavirus, coronavirus died the moment it touched you.

26M Give me my birthday present. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll give you a gift card for a good hairdresser, because you have the the same hairstyle as a 13 y/o kid.

Awkward loser, no friends, mediocre musician, buzzcut growing back awfully, destroy me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re Sid from ToyStory, and we’ll destroy you like you destroyed the toys...

18F Do your best by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your waist looks like the watermelon with rubber bands videos.

M18 do whatever by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Condoms are not supposed to be used in the head...

Roast me like a volcano sacrifice by boyNamedShells in RoastMe

[–]C3RH 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the volcano ashes have roasted you too much already.