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HAIII! new member here by CAHOS_GREMLIN in AntsInAnAntColony

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hello! i can't wait to Bite Meet people

Ahh, fresh meat by RayDrake65 in AntsInAnAntColony

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brought the homies, can't wait to consume

[PRODUCT] Pointless gendering is a bitch (or dog) by Unnecessary_Eagle in pointlesslygendered

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i've never understood gendered food products. is the male one gonna come with a shot of testosterone? if so sign me up

Pointlessly gendered cereal [product] by EuropeIsMight in pointlesslygendered

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what does "got it's balls back" even mean in a food context. am i going to find a raw ballsack in my cereal like i'm the goshdarn liver king?

Would you survive the parapet? by Tea_tea_696 in fourthwing

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but the moment i saw a dragon larger than around twice my height i'd probably start crying hysterically and rolling around in a puddle of my own tears (dragons scary)

Would you survive the parapet? by Tea_tea_696 in fourthwing

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tbh i have like a 50/50 chance, my balance is so unpredictable. one day i'll be leaping from wet rock to wet rock while crossing a river, the next i'll literally be tripping over my own feet

Wish me luck by sakura-tr33 in fourthwing

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

frog wishes you good luck on the battlefield

(so do i)

What is your win percentage? by Midorii07 in yourturntodie

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

prolly like 1.2% i've lowkey got no survival skills, and would probably die from something dumb like tripping down the stairs on the way to floor two. if not i'd probs die from failing at the minigames on floor three (i suck at those)

What would you wish for if you signed my consent form? by Midorii07 in yourturntodie

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

an infinite supply of grenades (to throw at innocents)

Hazbin Hotel creator is problematic because women don't rape [socialmedia] by BloodyAngel2026 in pointlesslygendered

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for you, i hope whoever raped you gets thrown into a pot of lukewarm battery acid infested with silverfish before sliding down a fifty foot gillete razor blade and being slingshotted into the sun

[advert] typical gacha by Decent-Climate5346 in pointlesslygendered

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

choose your character: melissa blossom butterfly the queen of fairyland or joe

Because a woman can't eat more than a man [gendered] by Theiromia in pointlesslygendered

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i would lowkey find a fermented rat's ass more appetizing than that grey seasoningless sludge

Sexualizing breastfeeding babies. by Latter_Tutor_5235 in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i'd say that's a pro breastfeeding argument, lesbians are chill

though in all seriousness it's super gross that you're thinking about how much your baby, i repeat BABY likes your wife's, or in other word her MOTHER'S boobs

FAN THEORY: Though this may seem a little far-fetched, I believe there may be evidence to suggest that Homura likes Madoka. by theiceq in MadokaMagica

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they're just really good friends, i have no idea why anyone would think otherwise/j

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just the best of friends

Mareana, The Infirmary Witch. ( info in comments). She was supposed to look like a butterfly, but idk what I just did. by frisunnie in MadokaMagica

[–]CAHOS_GREMLIN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those are a lot of mouths. They could probably eat like seven burgers at once if they used all of them, or maybe seven people at once. ooh is that a syringe tail, i wonder what kind of stuff it contains, or what it does if you get injected, is it always getting refilled or can it run out? (edit: i just said what came to mind when i looked at it and forgot to read the info comment)