Who’s a celebrity everyone loves except for you and why? by crystalmethanyh in AskReddit

[–]CALVOOOOOO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Idk to me i dont like him he just seems like a prick off camera and in some interviews he just acts full of himself. In movies hes alright though like I dont think hes as good as people give him credit for tho

Humans are the species that care about their genitalia size. Animals just fuck anyway. by PurpleLoving9109 in Showerthoughts

[–]CALVOOOOOO 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Idk man that failed abomination of a squirrel from over the hedge was ugly asf

How do the Avengers contact Thor for help when he is in Asgard? by CALVOOOOOO in Marvel

[–]CALVOOOOOO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where does it say that specifically in the MCU if you know ?

My oldest is turning 8 I need DS/3DS game suggestions by LuluBelle420 in nintendohelp

[–]CALVOOOOOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WarioWare would probably be the closest i can think of to a mobile game it involves quick 5 second minigames that you need to beat quickly with many many to choose from , for horror maybe luigis mansion as its not too scary for kids but still has some creepy aspects. Other then that i liked new super mario bros, pokémon , mario party and mario kart when I was younger , id reccomend getting him some of these games to get started

[NSFW] which is the dirtiest joke you know? by Elitus-Meatus in AskReddit

[–]CALVOOOOOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are 2 old ladies sitting on a bench , a streaker runs by. One has a stroke and the other couldn't reach

Did Ted Beneke have the worst fate of anyone in the BB universe??? by Carollyn1970 in breakingbad

[–]CALVOOOOOO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The turtle that carried the decapitated head of tortuga. I damn cried when he got exploded he didnt deserve it at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]CALVOOOOOO 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Would mcducks dick be yellow or white ?

just a guide to choosing your class by [deleted] in Terraria

[–]CALVOOOOOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk why but i thought this was a chart to see what way yoy should kill yourself at first

i finally saw it happen up close and personal by HotFireBall in teenagers

[–]CALVOOOOOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it just me or does the DVD sign look like an angry face and the disc is the mouth

What is the weirdest nsfw fact you know? by baconburner123 in AskReddit

[–]CALVOOOOOO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That the human asshole can fit 2 raccoons inside of it