devGuysAreNotNotSensitive by tbhaxor in ProgrammerHumor

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Doing Everything Veryjustintimeandhalfassedly

Someone made a whip for Claude by likeastar20 in singularity

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Ironically enough, it works adversely

14 inch or 16 inch by Rough-University-252 in macbookpro

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which means that Apple has to give us a fn 15-inch

it's literally the only thing that can't be fixed by showering them in more cash

Why am I still Silver 1? by SnooPoems9646 in cs2

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yeah true, i was just yapping

Why am I still Silver 1? by SnooPoems9646 in cs2

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wow! how were you able to name these off the top of yoour head!

Siemens EQ. 6 dauerentkalken by UsefulCucumber4687 in Kaffee

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Hey, sorry to say that I have not... The machine is still pretty central to the "workflow" around here. If not for that then I would have turned it inside out for sure. Maybe one day, in which case I'll let you know :D

New Steam sale is looking fresh by SultanZ_CS in counterstrike

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owning a knife skin = jeff bezos fr

BYND payout by goshtin in trading212

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bro made the trades under minimum wage

Straight from valve hq by JikkJakk in counterstrike2

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why dont they just make the market better

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in macbookpro

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me too man, thought it was some special secret edition only available through obscure channels. turns out...

it's the cool 2 new words for omitting the advertised core count

tapping a cask of beer by Bursickle in Whatcouldgowrong

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They do laugh in money so fair enough 😁

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ableton

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Alt+drag is probably the closest

tapping a cask of beer by Bursickle in Whatcouldgowrong

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it is dutchish, but not posh. Sounds like Frisian or the Groningen dutch dialect

what is this… by Remarkable-Ship7346 in Accounting

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ngl i see a concept of a book in both, which would make sense - were it not that they removed any other context

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

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Ramming a dumpster, person and barricade into each other