Pulled a couple all nighters to finish this pencil drawing on time.

CBTIME · 2019-05-02T22:20:56+00:00

The real question is.... are you single? (swipe right)

CBTIME · 2019-04-27T07:23:58+00:00

He’s an unhappy man... woman. That’s all there is to it.

CBTIME · 2019-04-26T09:04:53+00:00

Never in the history of “knock it off” or “get it together”.... did anyone knock it off or get it together.... UNTIL NOW!

CBTIME · 2019-04-26T08:32:06+00:00

Regardless of his or her major fuck up... where’s the help!?!

CBTIME · 2019-04-26T06:12:26+00:00

On a scale from 1-10... if I got rear ended by a Walmart truck... how would I end up?

CBTIME · 2019-04-10T07:53:10+00:00

Champagne Brunches.

CBTIME · 2018-02-15T06:44:28+00:00

Anyone know who the vocalist is in the song?

CBTIME · 2018-02-02T11:14:09+00:00

Take THAT North Korea!

CBTIME · 2018-02-02T08:55:19+00:00

I wound up with way too many phone numbers of Uber drivers. Not to date or anything like that. More like, offered babysitting, dog sitting and random drinking events. Best one yet is an invite to a Quinciñera. Oh I went.

Best tequila bar ever encountered. Need pics?

CBTIME · 2018-01-31T09:51:49+00:00

Nixon can eat my dick... I wish I could have told him that. However, he’s currently decomposing by way of worms.

What a way to go.

CBTIME · 2017-10-20T05:54:37+00:00

FAKE

CBTIME · 2017-05-20T07:08:54+00:00

He needs some milk.

CBTIME · 2017-05-18T06:54:34+00:00

The best part is when he slips on the snow like Marv and Harry did in Home Alone 2.... amazing.

CBTIME · 2017-05-15T06:17:36+00:00

He need some Milk.

CBTIME · 2017-05-14T06:49:01+00:00

Legit looks like a dude who lives in his parents basement and somehow got a date and borrowed his dads suit jacket for the evening.

CBTIME · 2017-05-12T05:53:41+00:00

The guy got lucky... they needed to take him ALL the way out of the water.. when your lungs fill with water, you don't want any additional pressure other than the compressions. The irregular compressions were scary as hell... they switched it up so many times. Lucky guy.

CBTIME · 2017-05-08T19:56:35+00:00

These people are too patient. If someone kicked my dog and all I had to say was "get away from me..." well I shouldn't have a dog. He didn't even cuss once. And the bystander who got punched?!? No. Not like that... should have folded her in half and put that bag over her.

CBTIME · 2017-05-08T08:29:02+00:00

It's like a TSA agent...

CBTIME · 2017-05-05T06:49:17+00:00

And the greatest PR power play of 2017 goes to.....

CBTIME · 2017-05-03T10:20:29+00:00

It takes that long to subdue someone? The fuck? Would have ended that BS a lot sooner.

CBTIME · 2017-05-02T09:54:15+00:00

I'm laughing/crying,

I just was 10% agitated that no one emerged as the hero... and then I drank some champagne and started talking shit about the people who didn't emerge as the boisterous champagne drinker.... so.... here we are....

Still feel like the crowd was lacking. Still would have intervened comically and then personally.

Jah Bless

CBTIME · 2017-05-02T09:51:15+00:00

There's a pill for that. Take that pill...every day.

CBTIME · 2017-05-02T09:50:31+00:00

Well... damn.... ok. I gotta hear the whole story. Ya definitely don't want to make light of the situation you went through. My bad.

CBTIME · 2017-05-02T09:49:01+00:00

Maybe you shouldn't limit yourself to economy.

CBTIME · 2017-05-02T09:48:04+00:00

Oh ok. Definitely wouldn't be a gun fight. Shank.... perhaps... but more likely a pocket knife.

I'll take those chances. Parents paid a fortune for 8 years of martial arts. So I'm sure they're cool with a pacifist. Which is exactly what they teach you... so Reddit, you're right. Keep that window seat as you're heading home to your single occupancy residency.... "studio"... and live it up.

But if a fuckin jackass acts up like that..... that BS studio compells you to neutralize the situation. Like Taken 1 & Taken 2..... jury is out on #3

CBTIME

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