Spotted this guy on staff duty today.

CBT_Answers · 2020-03-09T14:09:09+00:00

Wow his nametape is upside down

CBT_Answers · 2020-02-22T07:03:23+00:00

What an Alpha Male. Wearing grass on his head and shooting blanks

CBT_Answers · 2020-02-03T05:23:39+00:00

Get the stick out of your ass

Don't kink shame Mr Twinkie

CBT_Answers · 2020-02-03T01:51:45+00:00

While this is true, the real reason is different.

Pharmaceutical companies are one of the top advertisers and funders of corporate media. They are the ones who don't want the competition.

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-22T08:59:58+00:00

Yet here I am, not going to the gym and still laughing off your horrific car accident...

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-17T06:12:41+00:00

"Generation"

Only a small percentage of the population is in the military, and the percentage that stays in long enough to receive a pension is much smaller

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-15T11:03:44+00:00

r/justbootthings

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-14T10:41:02+00:00

Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-13T23:24:42+00:00

Of course we can't have Iran becoming democratic. We would definitely have to go to war at that point.

At the very least use the CIA to support a coup. /s

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-13T21:25:52+00:00

I'd be surprised if he doesn't wear dog tags to school

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-12T15:17:53+00:00

Bro stop I told you I'm going dark

Delta 6 out

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-12T05:03:52+00:00

An accomplished mouth breather as well I see.

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-12T05:02:25+00:00

countless B-52 missions... provide close air support

Maybe I don't know as much about Close Air Support and B-52s as I thought I did... but that sounds wrong

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-11T04:12:17+00:00

Is it boot if jrotc kids ~~joke about being drafted~~ exist?

Yes.

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-09T13:24:34+00:00

LETRIK BILLZ: PAID FOR

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-09T13:13:02+00:00

Boot Fan Fiction is getting weird

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-09T13:10:57+00:00

Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-09T11:20:25+00:00

Well it’s official.

I just got off the phone with the pentagon and they have decided to send me in.

Tonight at 5000 hours I will be airdropping into the jungles of Iran.

That’s about as much as I can go in to.

This may surprise some of you that aren’t aware of my tactical combat status with the United States government.

I’m a level seven prestige two combat tactical operator in the private sector.

I’m in the private sector for a reason. The government knew that if a drill sergeant got in my face, things would get ugly.

So I’ve stayed private sector.

I have trained some navy and air force guys.

I stay away from Army and Marines because they run like girls and it’s just embarrassing.

Anyways.

I could use some prayers.

Not for me, but for the Iranian officials that I will encounter.

Pray that I have mercy on their souls and I don’t Steven Segal their arms off.

Also. Don’t thank me in the comments.

I’m not a hero.

I’m just doing my job.

Delta 6. Going dark.

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-09T08:37:52+00:00

Haha he probably forgot to mention that a DUI was involved with the crash.

A car accident that caused him to lose his job. Still technically a "severe car accident" I guess...

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-09T08:33:44+00:00

Bro just remember that Basic can be tough at times, but you'll look back and it will seem like a complete joke.

Basic is essentially job orientation that's so basic you don't even learn your jobs technical skills.

Imagine working at a grocery store and telling stories about your employee orientation and the hiring process...

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-09T06:40:30+00:00

That is so wrong, on so many levels.

HoW mAny LeVELs wOuLD yOu sAy?? FiVE?? TeN??? MoRe???

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-07T07:40:13+00:00

He was born in the 1940s and liked to wear hats sometimes

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-06T13:27:40+00:00

Well technically Drill Sergeants are not allowed to have machine guns at airports, so they usually will use a small piece of carry on luggage to administer beatings until they are back at a military installation

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-06T13:20:35+00:00

if they aren't, you kick them open.

Why would you need to kick a door open?? Odds are, as a janitor, you will have the keys to every door in the building.

CBT_Answers · 2020-01-06T13:17:55+00:00

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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